Someone that's always on the phone, and yet you can never seem to find him.
Not unless it's Monday !!
Not unless it's Monday !!
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by FridgeRanger August 18, 2017
Get the The Illusive Stevensmug. An illusion placed in a strategic location to serve as an obstacle.
An obstacle placed in a strategic location to serve as an illusion.
An obstacle placed in a strategic location to serve as an illusion.
Person 1 -Oh no, an electric barbedwire fence!
Person 2 -Its ok man, its just an obstacle illusion.
Person 1 -Oh no, an electric barbedwire fence!
Person 2 -Its ok man,Its just an obstacle illusion. (zap)
Person 1 -Ouch, that looks painful, ill have to watch out for those.
Person 2 -Its ok man, its just an obstacle illusion.
Person 1 -Oh no, an electric barbedwire fence!
Person 2 -Its ok man,Its just an obstacle illusion. (zap)
Person 1 -Ouch, that looks painful, ill have to watch out for those.
by Lucky Pablo January 1, 2008
Get the obstacle illusionmug. When someone gets the illusion that they're rich, but their credit or debit card (or both) have very large amounts of debt. Usually the debts are worth THOUSANDS of dollars. Could also be referred to as "The Rich Illusion", or "Rich Dreams".
Waiter - Your total of the bill is thirty dollars.
Roommate 1 - Hey, let me pay the bill because I probably have more money than everyone combined in this restaurant.
Roommate 2 - *Sure you do*. You're experiencing the Illusion of Rich.
Roommate 1 - WHAT?!! I think I'm pretty rich, yeah.
Roommate 2 - Look at the balance I printed off your online banking this morning, you're in debt of over seven thousand dollars!! Your card will probably be declined!
Roommate 1 - Awwwww shit....
Roommate 2 - Exactly. Oh, here comes the waiter now. Let's see what he has to say about your credit card.
Waiter - Excuse me sir, but your card was declined. We tried using it 5 times. We called your bank and they said your not paying your bills and not paying your debt either. They've instructed us to cut your card. We'll employ you for two months in the kitchen here to see if you can pay off your debt and your bill. Have a nice day.
Roommate 1 - Oh crap, my boss is calling. I hope there's no more bad news.
Boss (Screaming) - MOTHERFUCKER!! Your low credit score some of our clients are talking about is losing us lots of potential clients!!! Your FIRRRRRRRRRED!!!!!
Roommate 1 - Okay , lets leave this restaurant now.
Roommate 2 - I think your boss is such an asshole for screaming his ass off like that!
Roommate 1 - Hey, let me pay the bill because I probably have more money than everyone combined in this restaurant.
Roommate 2 - *Sure you do*. You're experiencing the Illusion of Rich.
Roommate 1 - WHAT?!! I think I'm pretty rich, yeah.
Roommate 2 - Look at the balance I printed off your online banking this morning, you're in debt of over seven thousand dollars!! Your card will probably be declined!
Roommate 1 - Awwwww shit....
Roommate 2 - Exactly. Oh, here comes the waiter now. Let's see what he has to say about your credit card.
Waiter - Excuse me sir, but your card was declined. We tried using it 5 times. We called your bank and they said your not paying your bills and not paying your debt either. They've instructed us to cut your card. We'll employ you for two months in the kitchen here to see if you can pay off your debt and your bill. Have a nice day.
Roommate 1 - Oh crap, my boss is calling. I hope there's no more bad news.
Boss (Screaming) - MOTHERFUCKER!! Your low credit score some of our clients are talking about is losing us lots of potential clients!!! Your FIRRRRRRRRRED!!!!!
Roommate 1 - Okay , lets leave this restaurant now.
Roommate 2 - I think your boss is such an asshole for screaming his ass off like that!
by Wes the Human November 2, 2015
Get the Illusion Of Richmug. The return volley of "Delusions of Adequacy", referring to elitist assumptions that any viable corpus of art, logic, or science generated from outside their circle is therefore inherently meritless.
Any brain trust that harbors such Illusions of Pretense about Tinker is doing him a favor not signing him.
by Zappin' Nap July 26, 2024
Get the Illusions of Pretensemug. by mewskicekĚČ October 31, 2020
Get the optical illusionmug. Man, are you cheating?
Yes?
What are you using?
Well, Illusion-Hacks.
Ok, I am going to buy that! ;)
Yeah, it's undetected.
Yes?
What are you using?
Well, Illusion-Hacks.
Ok, I am going to buy that! ;)
Yeah, it's undetected.
by IzzyMichiel March 8, 2017
Get the illusion-hacksmug. 1. The effects of brewing on the eyesight causing things / people to seem different to reality
2. Anything seen through beer goggles
2. Anything seen through beer goggles
by Marvel dee cee June 22, 2017
Get the hoptical illusionmug.