Lamplighter inn

I need to go to The lamplighter inn so I can go down there and find my gold.

How is it at the lamplighter inn looking for the way down, how's the lamplighter in lately have you found any, without the lamplighter in I'm in the room, lamplighter inn and I'm looking for a light, thinking about my riches I'll be taking a piss at The lamplighter inn.

by Nohandle@weather May 24, 2021

elk god inn bop

legendary mobile restaurants mounted on a sledge and moved by elks. They are well known for serving the most amazing swedish cookies - so good that nobody tasting them leaves more than a tittynope of crumbs behind.

Alice: Hey do you wanna go to an elk god inn bop?
Bob: "plan supported", the answer is always "plan supported"

by the anonymous user update October 13, 2024

Pennis Inn (pennisinn)

the "pennis inn" is the place where all of a gay mans fantasies come true. a lovely woman named chloe will be your host and she has a penis too. she will let you do whatever you want at the pennis inn. she wants her customers to want her as much as they want the hotel. the pennis inn comes complete with ONLY honeymoon suites and a grand ballroom for those times when you just wanna DANCE!

welcome to the "Pennis Inn (pennisinn)"! my name is chloe!

lets goto the "Pennis Inn (pennisinn)" tonight boys;)

by ILIKECOX June 29, 2010

Smalley’s Inn

A small, “haunted” diner in Carmel, NY that used to be known for its spooky decorations. Now, it’s known for being owned by the guy who told a group of FDNY men, “It's been 17 years since the attacks, get over it and move on; all this memorial does is mess up the town.”

Person 1: Did you hear about Smalley’s Inn?
Person 2: Yeah, the owner’s a dick.

by blehblahbloop September 13, 2018

southend premier inn

a place where brian and benny get extremly freaky

brian got freaky in the southend premier inn

by demurious November 29, 2024

Innes

Born from the essence of a blue waffle

Innes from Australia's married at first sight is a "cunt"

by Baza9898 February 18, 2019

ewan innes

Ewan Innes is the fattest human being on earth and is a ugly lookin person. Too bad his will was left behind because its the skinniest thing youll ever see.
Your sincerely my donkey

Ewan innes is my bowling ball tonight.
Stike after strike with the size of him.

by My nan spoon January 15, 2018