Immaculate Defecation

The holy grail of bowel movements. You take a big ol' dump, and you wipe. Then you look and see that the toilet paper is clean, and no turd is in the toilet. So clean, it's almost divine.

The Immaculate Defecation is the best poop in the world. No turd to clog the toilet, no mess on the TP to worry about. It's like God took the dump for you.

by beardogg0524 August 9, 2024

Immaculate booty

Vanessa's booty

Vanessa has an immaculate booty

by Loonhoe July 8, 2021

Immaculately phenomenal

When a man named H gets married to a goddess named B in Cabo San Lucas surrounded by the love and happiness of all their most important people. And then they proceed to have an absolutely incredible, slightly chaotic, but utterly iconic weekend celebrating two love bird souls. That is the definition of immaculately phenomenal.

This weekend was immaculately phenomenal

by Kruella nemo July 3, 2022

Immacule

A person that is perfect or near-perfect in every category.

"Yo insert name is so smart, funny, and beautiful."
"I know right, she's immacule."

by unfilteredthoughts April 6, 2021

Immaculate Infection

Catching COVID-19 despite having no apparent contact with someone who is positive.

Man, I have been locked in my apartment for weeks, but I somehow caught C-19. It was an immaculate infection!

by Preacher-Man January 1, 2021

The Immaculate Penis of John

John's Immaculate Penis.

What's that?
That's John's Immaculate Penis.
Oh.
Also known as The Immaculate Penis of John.

by El Zodiac April 26, 2024

Immaculate Stock

When you take a shit that results in absolutely nothing to wipe afterwards. This usually occurs when you produce a nice firm turd immediately following a thorough cleaning (shower, bath) of the asshole area.

I am now a religious man. I've had my first immaculate stock!

by dutch_rudder_jockey January 15, 2013