Hotpocket (Part Two)

A continuation of the first part of the excerpt.

The Hotpockets seem to be capable of intelligent thought, and have a complicated culture much akin to our own- With some of their tales and stories mirroring ones that we have as humans. A prime example of one of those stories is the classic Hotpocket fable, Pocket and the Stromboli, a near identical story to our David and Goliath.

"Hotpocket (Part Two)"
idk I can't remember the first flavor-text I did

by Zombiman August 11, 2025

vegas hotpocket

When you take all of your winnings from Pai Gow Poker and shove the chips in your girls vagina and have passionate intercourse with her. When you're ready to cash out you take your lady to the cashier. She gets naked and stands on the cashier cage and releases the chips from her vaginal canal.

Last night I won $69 dollars playing Pai Gow Poker, I gave my girl a Vegas hotpocket to celebrate my success.

by Jwilly69 December 4, 2016

Alabama hotpocket

When u shit into a womens vagina then have sex with her while shit is still inside said vagina

Can we do a alabama hotpocket please?

by Alabamaboi November 9, 2019

Jewish hotpocket

When a Jew pisses in a vagina filled with shit (Alabama hotpocket) and proceeds to fuck her.

Ow man he performed a Jewish hotpocket on you, how rad!

by Amused Pinguin March 3, 2017

Hotpocket

Get a condom,take a poo inside it then heat it up and then you can use it for whatever you want

Boy : I put my hotpocket in her ass

by Bigpenisstuckinavagina February 15, 2017

Pepperoni Hotpocket

You bust a fat nut in a girls ass then slap pepperoni and a slice of bread on it while your cum drips out.

Bro! I gave Sharen a pepperoni hotpocket last night.

by DV-69 April 12, 2021

Cold Hotpocket

Something that sorta sucks but is good at the same time.

This girl sucked when she gave me a blowjob, but it was a cold hotpocket.

by Just-Jason May 2, 2014