Mexican Hotpocket

When needing to start a fire, getting a chihuahua to consume gas (drink or buttchug) then igniting the dog surrounded with tinder.

person one: "Man we should have a fire"
person two: "I dont have anything to start it with"
person one: "oh thats okay i have a chihuahua and theres gas in my car, we can do a mexican hotpocket"

by JakkieChan69 May 19, 2020

chocolate hotpocket

The moment when a lover poos into their partner's vagina.

"Hey Geoff, how was sex with Tami last night?"
"Keith, it was dirty as f*ck, she asked me to give her a Chocolate Hotpocket!"
"I don't know how to respond to that, Geoff."

by WetTrumpPanko March 25, 2023

hotpocketing

when your rockerboy input dumps a hot load in you and then your rockergirl output eats you out

That threesome was intense last night. We hotpocketed twice!

Johnny fucking loves hotpocketing. He's lucky we put up with it.

by sabrina pemberton August 04, 2021

HotPocket-Whip

When someone him or her chose an food over interacting with people.

Jake: Why did Anna chose an candy bar over hanging with us?
Jennifer: Do mind her, she's HotPocket-Whip

by AmaiGisei December 29, 2014

Harry Hotpocket

Warm hairy pussy

“Damn, dude I love my wife’s Harry Hotpocket!”

by FootLongMillerMan April 07, 2018

Alyssa's hotpocket

The purposeful act of shutting your own asshole with glue (the stickier the better). Then proceeding to gorge oneself on spicy ethnic food. Resulting in the ruptured of ones colon.

I'm so tired of life right now, so I gave myself an Alyssa's hotpocket

by Axe wound diver February 02, 2025

wisconsin hotpocket

the act of adding cheese during anal sex as a lubricant and then eating the cheese afterwards.

I loved the wisconsin hotpocket I had last night.

by Cold Soda January 17, 2021