hoovendick

A low life judgemental cranky skank who needs to get some sleep. And a prettier face.

You just made me erin; you hoovendick.

by Jayson. January 14, 2008

Hoover Couver

A Hoover Couver is an incredibly tight pussy from Vancouver Washington!

God, your Hoover Couver is going to suck the CUM right out of me!

by Paul-Stanley March 6, 2009

Hoover-Cocking

A wide mouth blowjob that gives no pleasure creating a awkward sitution

Last week Mikala was Hoover-Cocking the shit out of me, then expected me to go down on her.

by LadyLumber March 1, 2015

Hooverloover

A Dutch person. Derived from the way the language sounds "hooverloover". The 'h' is pronounced with that weird rolly sound.

"is he a hooverloover?"

by Sorry, no pseudonym found January 24, 2017

beer hoove

The person in a group who never chips in for beer and often cries poor but always drinks up everyone elses liquor for free.

Don't invite dave, he's a beer hoove

by bunge June 18, 2007

lug hoover

cotton buds

can you pass me them lug hoovers so i can clean my ears

by tdog123 July 20, 2010

Midnight Hoovering

Midnight Hovering is the act of using a vibrator in the middle of the night. Usually referred to by the person in the next room who can hear the drone.

If she doesn't lay of the Midnight Hoovering her bag with explode

by Box of Chimps November 3, 2010