Hoover-Cocking

A wide mouth blowjob that gives no pleasure creating a awkward sitution

Last week Mikala was Hoover-Cocking the shit out of me, then expected me to go down on her.

by LadyLumber March 1, 2015

loot hoover

That person on your team who gets a loot boner and sucks up all the best loot before the rest of team

There goes James, the loot hoover, sucking up all of the sweet, sweet loot!

by KFC_anon February 8, 2018

Midnight Hoovering

Midnight Hovering is the act of using a vibrator in the middle of the night. Usually referred to by the person in the next room who can hear the drone.

If she doesn't lay of the Midnight Hoovering her bag with explode

by Box of Chimps November 3, 2010

Luke Hoover

Sexy, hairy little man with a ginormous ding dong. He also enjoys a game of soccer.

Hey look it’s Luke Hoover, I bet he has a big penis and lots of soccer skills.

by Lukebsucjenanfk November 16, 2021

Hoover Couver

A Hoover Couver is an incredibly tight pussy from Vancouver Washington!

God, your Hoover Couver is going to suck the CUM right out of me!

by Paul-Stanley March 6, 2009

lug hoover

cotton buds

can you pass me them lug hoovers so i can clean my ears

by tdog123 July 20, 2010

hoover manuver

while you are giving it to your partner doggy style, pick their legs up and slide them across the floor. Thus resembling a vacuum cleaner.

Eric was railing his wife and right after he finished he picked her legs up and showed her how the hoover manuver worked

by Jeff Sortman April 13, 2006