honkey dick

Honkey dick means that you have a little or ugly (or both) dick.

Hey ladies! "Yeah?" Hey ladies! "Yeah?" Do you want a guy with an average dick? "Hell no!" "Honkey dick!"

by Papi Chulo 1973 December 11, 2017

honkey or honkette

Racist word towards white people

That honkeys finer than a mutha*ucker

by D-Bo May 25, 2004

honkey stomp

The redneck version of a curb stomp, with or without the curb. It's when a white male leaps in the air and stomps on another persons head with both feet. Usually its a colored person who is getting the shit stomped out of them.

That nagger broke in to Jerimias trailer and stole his boots. He's is gonna honkey stomp his head in when he finds that spook.

by Bendiesel September 27, 2005

Honkey

Ho fucker. Derived from two parts: Ho and Donkey. In the radio edit of the song 'Fire Water Burn' by the Bloodhound Gang 'fucker' is changed to 'Eeyore'. Eeyore is a donkey. Therefore donkey means fucker.

'Felicity, you honkey!'

by poopyface May 13, 2006

Honkey-Dory

adjective - Slang

When too many white guys (or douche bags) are standing around idiotically in a group and your okay with that

Look at those stupid frat guys over there trying to start a fight club"..."Dude ignore em, everything's Honkey-Dory."

by goes2eleven July 18, 2010

mountain honkey

Backwoods weirdos who play banjos and bang there cousins usually found in Kentucky in canoes with worm dirt in their mouth and penis in immediate family members

That mountain honkey is sleeping with his sister... doesn't surprise me

by CM68W January 05, 2017

doo-honkey

to be happy and sad while moving fast and slow while being confused and extremely clear

She was like sooo doo-honkey and I was like, "no way that doo-honkey was doo-honkey!"

by doo-honkey March 24, 2018