Imagine a girl right, shes gotta take 5 pills a day just to keep her hair from falling out, and by senior year shes gonna have herpes from kissing every guy on the swim team, and she have lots of “guy friends” and she says she only likes you, until u find out shes telling other guys there cute behind ur back, Should’ve left when i had the chance ☠️, Congratulations u just ruined ur reputation maddy, uve now been promoted to HOMIE HOPPER 🥳🥳
Nigga tells me“ Dude shes a Homie hopper bro ” my dumbass said “no she aint,she’ll stop", Nigga said “dump her ass bro” my unintelligent ass said “ i cant”. (A week later) My homie tells me “ dude maddy called me cute” my Forgiveful ass askes maddy if its true, she says i don’t remember. My stupid ass forgives her( a week later) she wants to kiss, my retarted ass kisses her (Gets herpes), (an hour later maddy says “i dont think we can be friends anymore” my sped ass askes why maddy says “ i wanna be alone ig”( one day later ) my homie tells me “ dude maddy told me she likes me” My dumb, unintelligent, forgivefull, retarted, spedASS wasted 30 minutes making this - Hi maddy 👋
by Dumbass Nigga January 11, 2020
Get the Homie hoppermug. 
A person, typically girl, who has multiple interests or sexual interactions with men( typically) in the same friend group or common circle.
by bigdickmitch November 22, 2021
Get the Homie Hoppermug. a homie hopper is a lesbian named josie who likes to hop her way through friends. she is always on the move from one friend to another.
friend 1: have u heard of josie she has liked and gone for all my friends??
friend 2: oh no way me too whatta homie hopper
friend 2: oh no way me too whatta homie hopper
by queenielol August 9, 2022
Get the homie hoppermug. Girl who hops from guy to guy in a squad of guys friends, she basically has sex with you and your friends.
Jake: dam Sara is hot asf
Braden: i know bro! She got a phat ass
Tom: nah bro she's a homie hopper.
Jake: what's that?
Braden: she fucked me and Tom bro.
Braden: i know bro! She got a phat ass
Tom: nah bro she's a homie hopper.
Jake: what's that?
Braden: she fucked me and Tom bro.
by Bholmes_xo November 26, 2014
Get the Homie hoppermug. Hopping from homie to homie on the daily, getting a new boyfriend every week, talking to a new boy every week
by Thehomieishot January 21, 2020
Get the Homie hoppermug.