Habknocker

A habknocker is a canadian, man or woman, who masturbates in public.

Hey George, I had a great time habknocking in the mall.

Man, that kid is a habknocker. I saw him jacking off in the public bathroom

by NJ kid November 14, 2011

hobnocker

to slap some1 in the face with ur dick... U will never and I mean never be able to watch that Icarly scene when Carly talks abt a HobNocker

"Omfg look at Brian over there he is such a HobNocker."

by N_Hey_Bitch_Bestie June 17, 2021

Hobknocker

A Short Hairy man that makes out with animals

hes such a hobknocker!

by Somechick1423 October 22, 2011

hobknocker

when you take your dick and slap someone else on the ass usually you have to be naked to hobknock

joey - slaps bobby on the ass with his dick

bobby - wtf you stupid hobknocker cunt!

by yourmomsucksmycock March 24, 2010

Hobknocker

Literal definition: Person who goes around hitting people's private parts.
Metaphorical definition: Can be implied as a jerk, or a person who hits for fun.

"Did you see that hobknocker in the halway?"

by Makan31114 March 14, 2018

Hobknocker

An individual who finds that it pleases them to knock other people down in such a way that is comparable to aggressively inflicting physical pain to the most sensitive area of the genitalia.

Chace: the president is such a hobknocker.

Ashton: aye I can't believe the way he has no shame in how often he speaks so poorly of groups and communities outside of the rich, cisgender, white male population in the United States of America.

by BristolSlag July 10, 2018

hoeknocker

Someone who knocks up a hoe

Pimp: Whattup dude

Dude: Sup hoeknocker

by MerpyMerpMerpLeetyLeetLeet March 5, 2014