Hoagie Hustler

Deli worker who primary function is to build you a sandwich

Working at Wawa, you are a high paid hoagie hustler.

by kg the lg August 25, 2011

Hoagie

A hogie is a Southern speciality where a man lubricates the inner fat folds of a voluptuous woman (the more obese, the better) with his choice of oily condiment (e.g. butter, mayonnaise, anchovy oil) and the he proceeds to vigorously wank off using her greased fat/skin folds as sexual friction.

Hickory Brisket, a well known Coora Lite enthusiast and lover of Frito pies, performed a hoagie on Ms. Sally Lou Harietta at the Alabama State Fair behind the Walmart.

by Hickory Brisket February 17, 2018

gook hoagie

Any oriental egg roll.

After the bar I stopped by the Chinese restaurant and grabbed a gook hoagie.

by Sausagepants412 November 25, 2016

Smoke my hoagie

When you ask someone to suck your penis. Especially effective in regions where the word is used to describe a submarine sandwich.

"I'll take the $60 relaxation massage, and I'll throw in another $50 if you smoke my hoagie."

by Unhandmygland July 15, 2022

moist hoagie

A woman's vagina that's moist and smells like deli meat.

When i went down on Maria she smelled like black forest ham, at the moment in time i realized she had one moist hoagie.

by Vomit Club October 3, 2016

Hoagie

A chubby or fat white girl; the white version of a torta.

"That girl over there is a hoagie, you would love her."

by Auspicious Alpaca June 19, 2025

Hoagie Meat

Slang term for the Labia when it is loose hanging from the Vagina.

When the stripper came out we were shocked to see her hoagie meat hanging almost to her knee.

by Razor1979 May 9, 2012