kelis hawkins

a super rare donut giraffe that is very tall and addicted to memes

laquesha: HIPPITY HOPITTY, GET OFF MY PROPERTY
karen: girl stop talking memes you are 13 and 6"1
laquesha: yeah im pulling a kelis hawkins

by GIRRAFE THE DONUT June 27, 2019

John Hawkins

A black person who has fake yezzys and is not even from the hood.

John Hawkins is not from the hood

by Danhotgirl101 May 2, 2019

Jacob Hawkins

He is an amazing person he is sweet and funny. He is an amazing father, brother, son, and friend you will never meet someone as amazing as him he always knows how to make you life and cheer you up wherever you need it without him some people might be dead right now

“Jacob Hawkins is coming” everyone looks for him they see him with all of his brothers and sisters and his child of course

by Justiceharris08 October 25, 2022

shakira hawkins

a nice young lightskinned girl who loves beating up her sister because she just

eww

person 1: hi shakira hawkins
person 2 : hi

by adallya hawkins April 29, 2020

James Hawkins

A rainbow sparkly gay toad-sniffer ex-fiend who farts glittery toadstools on your good drugs

Don't be such a James Hawkins.

by SaD 😢 pEnGuIn 🐧 May 24, 2016

slim hawkins

Thy name you call thy partner in crime. Seems to always save the day in spontaneous way!

"If it wasn't for you, Slim Hawkins, we wouldn't of made it."

by Foxxie41178 January 12, 2016

Hawkins

A Hawkins is someone who self-identifies dyslexic. You can't tell if they truly are but your suspicion grows the more you are around them. Can often be seen organizing anything in their line of sight, regardless of whether it's theirs or not. The term "Hawkins" is derived from the "Hawk Tuah" girl that became famous in the 21st century because she was a thirst trap and Hawkins are particularly vulnerable to these.

That Hawkins is always watching like Hawk for anything that is out of order.

"She is so bad" -Hawkins

That Hawkins can't spell shit

by Plastered Dragon February 6, 2025