Hashbag

A hashbag is a cross between someone who frequently posts on social media using hashtag symbols and a douchebag. They post almost always about themselves and the content is rarely interesting. The person may suffer from low self esteem and needs their daily fill of “likes” to feel accepted in todays society. The end result isn’t that they are liked, it’s that people find their postings disgusting. Often times the person came from a large family in which the parents attention was spread among many.

Garret is such a Hashbag that he has his instagram handle stenciled on the rear window of his car for every person to admire while driving.

by 1chickenfucker March 16, 2022

Hashtag IED

The Hashtag IED is where you fart while standing still and somebody walks through it.

I gave my coworker the old Hashtag IED in the break room.

by 417wsm February 16, 2023

Action Hashtag

1.) A hashtag that describes the caption of any given social media post. These words, emoji, or combination of words and emoji can be used for positive or negative effect on a post, and improper usage of action hashtags can turn a normal post cryptic or even unlikable.

2.) A relatable hashtag that uses an action to summarize the description of a social media post

1.) While they're on vacation they only use action hashtags on their instagram photos

2.) They used a series of cryptic emoji action hashtags to describe their relationship status

3.) Bobby uploaded a photo of their cousin with a with a eggplant, waterfall, and peach emoji, confusing everyone

4.) Followers immediately understood op was throwing shade when op dropped a snake emoji in their comment section

by amkultra June 27, 2018

Colton hashagen

A real life noodle, Sid the sloth headass, doesn’t think eyes change color headass, gets pussy once and crashes his car headass

Bro that guy is so tall skinny and white af he looks like a Colton hashagen

by Rainbow667 June 8, 2019

Hashtag Abuser

A hashtag abuser is someone who posts an absurd amount of hashtags in an attempt to describe his or her life story with hashtags

@http.Alex just used 20 hashtags to describe his day. He is such a Hashtag Abuser

by dvrkclovds August 5, 2014

hashtag word salad

When someone on social media wants to say something, especially in politics on Facebook and Twitter, but doesn't know enough to make a reasonable argument, s/he will often string a few words together followed by five or six hashtags, believing that they've won the argument.

"Hillary is the most corrupt politician everrrrr. #feelthebern #bernieorbust #birdiesanders #hillno"

If that hashtag word salad is the best you can do, you've lost the argument.

by jdubhub68 June 27, 2016

hashtag abuser

One who uses hashtags excessively or creates hashtags incorrectly by using a series of words that would not like be used by anyone other than that person

Beth is a hashtag abuser because she uses a tremendous amount of of hashtags for simple pictures.

by pseu_DAY_nym August 4, 2014