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Jersey Handshake

A Jersey Handshake is like a regular handshake, except instead of shaking the person's hand, you stab them. Originated in New Jersey.
"I swear to god, if someone throws shit at me, I'm gonna give them the Jersey Handshake."
by Teflon G October 26, 2008
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Sausage Handshake

Excuse me a second i must go to the bathroom for a sausage handshake
by ShermanTank198 October 11, 2009
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adult handshake

Any sexual act involving one's hand and a man's genitalia. First heard (possibly) on the American translation of the Japanese children's show "Shin Chan," where two detectives need to feign homosexuality in order to keep their cover.
Hey, at least I wasn't the one giving an adult handshake to a male gigolo!
by Dumpy McVey June 24, 2007
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Joe Quist Handshake

When a man sees another man sleeping and pulls down his pants and puts his ass next to the sleeping man's face. Then another person takes a picture of this and sends it to everyone.
I just gave Evan a Joe Quist Handshake while he was passed out!
by SamuelLJacksonDoppleganger January 24, 2011
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staten island handshake

The act of peeing into one's own mouth, sometimes performed in an attempt to garner respect among fellow islanders. Nazi paraphernalia optional.
Congressional candidate, Joey Salads, once performed a staten island handshake to help his Youtube career.
by Proud staten islander January 13, 2020
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honeymoon handshake

When you're too tired for sex after all the wedding/ honeymoon activities you and your lover get each other off with your hands.
We were so exhausted after the wedding instead of sex we want for the honeymoon handshake
by Madeupjunk November 30, 2016
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Indian Handshake

A handshake, characterized by an utter lack of firmness in the grip, and often, a sweaty palm, giving the receiver a creepy and unpleasant feeling. Commonly given by men from India, hence the name.
Alice: Who’s that man you were talking to this morning?
Bob: Hmm… oh, right. Rajesh something or other. He gave me the Indian Handshake.
Alice: Eeww!
by Bernheim February 17, 2014
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