highway handy

A handjob given to the driver of a car on the highway. Best if done at night to avoid onlookers, but truckers will see you anyway.

We did not have anything to do for the 5 hour drive home, so I convinced my girl to give me a highway handy. It killed some time, but now we have to clean the steering wheel.

by Raptor1 January 30, 2007

self handy

a way of saying masturbation

My roommate is gone, now is the perfect time for a self handy.

by T Rex February 4, 2008

Slam Handy

When Slam Allen gets a hand job on stage.

“Yo man, you see Slam get his cock pulled on stage?”
“hell yeah, shits a Slam Handy"

by MaximusNY May 27, 2017

Granny's Handbasket

An act during sexual copulation that involves the insertion of one's fist into the vaginal or anal pathway and moving the hand back and forth, as if swinging a hand-basket.

I had a great time with her last night; just me, her, and Granny's Handbasket.

by Nazztea May 14, 2011

Abominable Road Handy

When you are driving when it is cold out, have your passenger hold their hand out the window until it gets numb and then give you an Abominable Road Handy. Or do it to yourself...

It's like 30F out there! Stick your hand out the window for a bit so you can give me an Abominable Road Handy

by scrappy-don't May 18, 2011

High speed handy

Getting a hand job while driving

Bro, I got a high speed handy from Carly last night when I was driving her home

by BIGfish54 July 10, 2020

Handy Manny

a hand job

Heather gave me a crazy handy manny at the party last weekend.

by Hexi656 November 4, 2008