hampton illinois

full of toxic ass people also it’s so small it’s considered a village. someone named bryce keith loves there and makes it a living hell. there’s nothing to do but go to a gas station called porters :/

hampton illinois sucks ass.

by ben sober November 9, 2021

pull a Hampton

When a middle-aged person gets caught doing something that usually a sixteen year old gets caught doing.

Kid A: Hey man, did you hear what happened to Mr. Daniells?
Kid B: Naw, what?
Kid A: Cops found him in a parking lot in his car, and when he attempted to leave, he was clearly drunk and they found a bag of weed and a pipe in his car.
Kid B: Way to pull a Hampton!

by Tyi989 October 1, 2010

Hampton

A person who is trying to act in a certain way / be something / do something / be someone they are not

Look at that guy....what a Hampton....

by Bunty Of The Golf Club 2020 January 22, 2020

Hampton

A working class or non working class over confident peasant typically from East Lancashire with a very broad accent. They often eat Mars bars in car parks.

Hey Gord,,look at that Hampton over there in his Rovers shirt eating a Mars bar in a car park..

Yeah mate - what a complete hampton.

by Valley lad soixante sept August 24, 2022

Hampton Terrace Hotel

was the largest wooden structure in the world when it was built in 1903, a luxurious winter holiday destination for rich Americans, that burned to the ground on New Years Eve 1916, miraculously causing zero fatalities, due to it being in the off-season. Can be referenced when describing someone or something with such promise that success is almost guaranteed, but the unthinkable happens and causes it to fail. Similar in tone to the "unsinkable" Titanic, but different because although the Hampton Terrace Hotel no longer exists, its surrounding city and community are given a second chance for greatness.

Reminiscent of the ill-fated Hampton Terrace Hotel, the talented high school basketball player that so recently signed to play in the NBA suffered a near-fatal spinal cord injury last night that has surely cost him his athletic career; perhaps he can recover enough to discover new talents that will bring him a life of greatness.

by Tostito_Mo May 29, 2023

Half Hampton

Pushing rope? Grab the base and squeeze. You'll lose half your length but at least you'll get the job done 👍

Took one too many pills after a rave and had to giver her the half Hampton

by Remtrex October 6, 2023

Hampton Beach Handshake

An alternate name for "The Shocker," for those who find it enjoyable, rather than shocking.

"I wasn't very optimistic about that date, but he ended up giving me a Hampton Beach Handshake, so I'm seeing him again on Friday."

by MD711 December 23, 2021