alison hampton

A person who usually seems nice at first, but then draws you in to crush your passions and laugh at what you believe in. Usually tries to be innocent, but is obviously not innocent. Tries to convince people that her abc's backwards are actually good but they are weak as hell. They will usually try to deny any claims against their beliefs of how your passions don't matter. Be careful of these people.

Did you see Alison Hampton the other day? She was crushing peoples dreams, it was terrible.

by artsucks November 1, 2017

keiran hampton

thinks he’s a roadman but is really just a silly little boy threatening children with butter knives on the internet. biggest pussy. can be nice, but when it comes to fortnite. he can’t control his inner cunt

girl 1: my boyfriend was being such a twat today. he thinks he’s certi

girl 2: damn. is he turing into a KEIRAN HAMPTON
girl 1: a big KEIRAN HAMPTON

by kkeiran January 12, 2020

Hampton

A person who is trying to act in a certain way / be something / do something / be someone they are not

Look at that guy....what a Hampton....

by Bunty Of The Golf Club 2020 January 22, 2020

Hampton

Really funny girl she’s hard to find so if you ever get a Hampton make sure you keep her. But if you ever say something to offend her you better call satan cuz you’re going for a visit. But she is one of the funniest, beautiful, charming people on earth. And is super good at horse riding.

Guy 1: wow she’s beautiful .
Guy 2: yeah I mean she’s a Hampton.

by Htjridjjfj October 8, 2020

Hampton

A beautiful rare girl who is really good at horse riding. If you affend her, give satan a call because you’ll be seeing him. She is beautiful, funny, smart, and super social. Don’t mess with her.

Guy1: wow she’s beautiful!
Guy2:of course she’s a Hampton.

by Htjridjjfj October 8, 2020

tidy hampton

This is definitely what Justin Lee Collins would say if he ever appeared in TOWIE and one of those tits used the word 'reem'

TOWIE ASSHOLE: 'JLC, that is reem'
JLC: 'I totally agree - tidy hampton'

by the Bristol Dogg December 28, 2011

Hampton School

Hampton (aka local yam farm) is an all girls' school located in St. Elizabeth, the girls there are extremely loyal, smart, funny, great listeners, well mannered and nice young ladies, we do not give bun, but on special occasions we may give cocobread, brown bread, and fruitcake. Munro mandem cannot get enough of hamptonians.

For example:
Munro boy: OH MY GOD what a gyal nice, she muss guh a hampton school. i want her fr.

Munro boy #2: rass yk seh shi have 5 man doe

Munro boy: i can be number 6 fr.

by Itsnovaistg January 4, 2023