A person with facial features that are abnormally close together and a misshaped head that is wider than it is high (resembling a hamburger). Due to the inadequate spacing between their eyes, nose and mouth, hamburger heads typically have huge "never-ending" foreheads and their eyes are actually located on the lower half of their head (below the equator, if you will -- where most peoples' noses are).
Whereas the average person's face takes up approximately 70% of the front of their head, a hamburger head's face takes up far less real estate, averaging approximately 30% of the front of their head.
Whereas the average person's face takes up approximately 70% of the front of their head, a hamburger head's face takes up far less real estate, averaging approximately 30% of the front of their head.
Steve: Dude, look at that ugly guy! His head is so flat and wide and his face is all scrunched together. I think I'm gonna puke!
Billy: Oh, that's Frank the hamburger head.
Billy: Oh, that's Frank the hamburger head.
by cunigs August 10, 2009
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Get the hamburger ho'smug. (noun) An unpleasant looking vulva which has undergone some sort of trauma and now has the appearance of raw hamburger meat.
by Mitchigan October 24, 2007
Get the hamburger crotchmug. When the anal sphincter or the vagina has been vigorously railed by the bearer of a horse cock until the lips
or rim resembles a fresh pound of raw ground beef.
or rim resembles a fresh pound of raw ground beef.
As if it was not enough that my uncle cornholed me so hard that my asshole looks like a rare quarter pounder, he rearranged my mom’s guts after dinner and left us both hamburger holed.
by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020
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