A person with facial features that are abnormally close together and a misshaped head that is wider than it is high (resembling a hamburger). Due to the inadequate spacing between their eyes, nose and mouth, hamburger heads typically have huge "never-ending" foreheads and their eyes are actually located on the lower half of their head (below the equator, if you will -- where most peoples' noses are).
Whereas the average person's face takes up approximately 70% of the front of their head, a hamburger head's face takes up far less real estate, averaging approximately 30% of the front of their head.
Whereas the average person's face takes up approximately 70% of the front of their head, a hamburger head's face takes up far less real estate, averaging approximately 30% of the front of their head.
Steve: Dude, look at that ugly guy! His head is so flat and wide and his face is all scrunched together. I think I'm gonna puke!
Billy: Oh, that's Frank the hamburger head.
Billy: Oh, that's Frank the hamburger head.
by cunigs August 10, 2009
by porknes! March 03, 2004
by ß February 15, 2005
(noun) An unpleasant looking vulva which has undergone some sort of trauma and now has the appearance of raw hamburger meat.
by Mitchigan October 09, 2007
by e-z money September 29, 2003
by Michigan2455 May 18, 2010
When the anal sphincter or the vagina has been vigorously railed by the bearer of a horse cock until the lips
or rim resembles a fresh pound of raw ground beef.
or rim resembles a fresh pound of raw ground beef.
As if it was not enough that my uncle cornholed me so hard that my asshole looks like a rare quarter pounder, he rearranged my mom’s guts after dinner and left us both hamburger holed.
by Dick Onchin October 01, 2020