A person with facial features that are abnormally close together and a misshaped head that is wider than it is high (resembling a hamburger). Due to the inadequate spacing between their eyes, nose and mouth, hamburger heads typically have huge "never-ending" foreheads and their eyes are actually located on the lower half of their head (below the equator, if you will -- where most peoples' noses are).
Whereas the average person's face takes up approximately 70% of the front of their head, a hamburger head's face takes up far less real estate, averaging approximately 30% of the front of their head.
Whereas the average person's face takes up approximately 70% of the front of their head, a hamburger head's face takes up far less real estate, averaging approximately 30% of the front of their head.
Steve: Dude, look at that ugly guy! His head is so flat and wide and his face is all scrunched together. I think I'm gonna puke!
Billy: Oh, that's Frank the hamburger head.
Billy: Oh, that's Frank the hamburger head.
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Get the Hamburger Sliders mug.Canadian Hamburger: When you find yourself sitting in the snow naked and stand up and a little bit of shit comes out
Person 1: Yo bro aren't you cold?
Person 2: Oh shit yeah, I'll stand up.
Person 1: DUDE YOU JUST SHIT YOURSELF!
Person 2: Oh dude It's a Canadian Hamburger
Person 2: Oh shit yeah, I'll stand up.
Person 1: DUDE YOU JUST SHIT YOURSELF!
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