ham egg and cheese sandwich

A legendary, bangin-ass breakfast sandwich. More commonly known as the mouth orgy of the morning.

Boy: Yo, I woke up early this morning with that bitch right next to me and I was like 'yo I'm horny, bitch make me a ham egg and cheese sandwich.'

Bitch: Okay.

by life guru May 10, 2010

Double Meat Ham Sandwhich

When a man puts a strap-on dildo on backwards and bends two girls over and bangs them back to front.

Man, Last night I got two hookers and pulled a double meat ham sandwhich.

by Thebigpimp September 13, 2007

Ham Sandwiched

Drunk

I'm gettin ham sandwiched during house party weekend.

by Nell Lingo April 6, 2009

ham sandwhich

A womens vagina, box, fuck hole, stink tube...whateva you want to call it. Either whole wheat or white bread...the ham stays the same color.

White on both sides pink in the middle.
Dark on both sides pink in the middle.

by J Dank June 9, 2005

Ham Sandwiched

heinous, absurd level of intoxication.

Matt: holy hell dude, Sean was so ham sandwiched last night he knocked on people's door wearing a leopard print thong, asking for a cup of sugar. Then we ordered a pizza and ate an entire chocolate cake. I woke up on his couch, covered in BBQ sauce.

Tyler: HAMMED!

by motherbear October 16, 2008

ham sandwhich

when a guy places his dick inside a fat womens rolls and jacks off

That ham sandwhich was great! Fat women realy do make the best ham sandwhiches.

by fat chicks need love to December 22, 2010

Ham Sandwhich

When you are having sex with an old lady, take her flabby vagina lips and stick them between her butt cheeks, and make her clinch her butt cheeks so the vagina lips stick out in between then jerk off into the middle of it, and take a bite.

One day matt was feeling quite hungry and wanted a Ham Sandwhich. Later on an idea poped into his head. Soon there after he went to a retirement home. He met up with an elderly lady by the name of Thelma. Knowing back in the day that she use to be quite the piece of meat, he soon pitched his idea. He made her take off her pants and pull down her diaper and stretch her flabby vagina lips between her butt cheeks and clinch her butt cheeks down on to her vagina lips. Not long after, he whiped out his sad excuse for a penis, and jerked off with what little sperm he could onto the vagina lips. After that still being quite hungry he took a nice bite out of it, solving his empty stomach.

by Crusty Jizz September 22, 2008