Hoover Swoop

The haircut worn by most, if not all, of the people from Hoover High School in Hoover, Alabama. Demonstrated by the popular MTV show Two-A-Days. Characterized by the hair coming across the forehead in a "swooping" motion.

"I asked her how she knew I was from Alabama, and she said I was sporting the perfect Hoover woop."

"He said that I looked like a douchebag because my hair was cut in a Hoover swoop."

"Look at that fratboy over there with the Hoover swoop"

by mcwilley October 7, 2009

Hoover-Cocking

A wide mouth blowjob that gives no pleasure creating a awkward sitution

Last week Mikala was Hoover-Cocking the shit out of me, then expected me to go down on her.

by LadyLumber March 1, 2015

Hoover Couver

A Hoover Couver is an incredibly tight pussy from Vancouver Washington!

God, your Hoover Couver is going to suck the CUM right out of me!

by Paul-Stanley March 6, 2009

loot hoover

That person on your team who gets a loot boner and sucks up all the best loot before the rest of team

There goes James, the loot hoover, sucking up all of the sweet, sweet loot!

by KFC_anon February 8, 2018

Midnight Hoovering

Midnight Hovering is the act of using a vibrator in the middle of the night. Usually referred to by the person in the next room who can hear the drone.

If she doesn't lay of the Midnight Hoovering her bag with explode

by Box of Chimps November 3, 2010

lug hoover

cotton buds

can you pass me them lug hoovers so i can clean my ears

by tdog123 July 20, 2010

Luke Hoover

Sexy, hairy little man with a ginormous ding dong. He also enjoys a game of soccer.

Hey look it’s Luke Hoover, I bet he has a big penis and lots of soccer skills.

by Lukebsucjenanfk November 16, 2021