by Aa56 April 6, 2021
Get the Homeless Hotdogmug. Homeless romantic
fantasizing becoming homeless
people who are homeless romantics are probably huge dream kinnies or a dream stan idk
fantasizing becoming homeless
people who are homeless romantics are probably huge dream kinnies or a dream stan idk
person A: "why the fuck would you want to be homeless?"
person B: "to fulfill my homeless romantic fantasies"
person A: "wait isn't it hopeless romantic?"
person B: "how fucking dare you compare those two homeless romantic is definitely better"
person A: "i don't even want to ask"
person B: "to fulfill my homeless romantic fantasies"
person A: "wait isn't it hopeless romantic?"
person B: "how fucking dare you compare those two homeless romantic is definitely better"
person A: "i don't even want to ask"
by candula July 10, 2021
Get the homeless romanticmug. Homeless John is used to describe someone who is extremely skilled, clinically insane, or someone who possesses hardcore survival skills (or all of the above). The phrase originates from Homeless John, a being that was so drunk and in so much debt that he travelled across the United States several times. He was enlisted in the Vietnam War and witnessed the killing of John alongside Daryl and Mr. Krabs. When he returned home to the USA, he was beaten for being a "war-mongering piece of shit". He claimed that he didn't know if they were Viet Cong or civilians (he knew). Later, Homeless John found himself in extreme debt to the Syrian government, so he sold his brother to them in exchange for alcohol, Cheetos, and two whole cents.
C: Hey, Dave! How was that hiking trip with Harold?
D: Harold got lost for 8 days but we met up again. He somehow found fresh water and a source of food.
C: He's such a Homeless John.
Yo, who the FUCK is this xX6AlssBeeter9Xx kid?!?! He just shot me from halfway across the fucking map! He's such a fucking Homeless John.
I'm sorry ma'am, but your son is... well, let's just say he's a Homeless John.
D: Harold got lost for 8 days but we met up again. He somehow found fresh water and a source of food.
C: He's such a Homeless John.
Yo, who the FUCK is this xX6AlssBeeter9Xx kid?!?! He just shot me from halfway across the fucking map! He's such a fucking Homeless John.
I'm sorry ma'am, but your son is... well, let's just say he's a Homeless John.
by Daryl2 December 3, 2020
Get the homeless johnmug. When you're fingering your girl on a park bench and she acts suprised and says not that hole and you're like it's not me then you turn around and some homeless person is fingering your girls ass hole at the same time
In a park on a bench
Not that hole Dave
What you talking about Sarah - it's not me
Oh fuck look behind you - you've been got by the homeless finger
Not that hole Dave
What you talking about Sarah - it's not me
Oh fuck look behind you - you've been got by the homeless finger
by wriggleit September 17, 2019
Get the HOMELESS FINGERmug. Someone who is Violet Funkschmeller in the musical, James and The Giant Peach Jr. Not everyone who plays this role is homeless trash, but only a truly except able and beautiful goddess, can live and be the lifestyle of Homeless Trash!!!
by Dr. Chapels Montgomery March 3, 2017
Get the homeless trashmug. by R0NIN!! March 25, 2017
Get the homeless stanmug. Bulk cereal that comes without a home a.k.a. cardboard box. Despite its appearance, this cereal is superior. Both in quality, quantity and environmental impact.
by Cheeriho May 12, 2021
Get the homeless cerealmug.