A Hairy Mess in the vaginal area of a woman...DAMN BITCH, you got some hairy chewbaca down there, and I aint goin near that till you trim up!!!
by smartnet February 23, 2009
A sexual act when a man inserts his testicles into a woman's vagina, at which time the woman tightens her vaginal muscles. The man pulls his body away, applying enough pressure for his sac to pop out like toast from a toaster.
by UCLGay December 20, 2007
by Gerth April 25, 2007
A fearless human, with ape and savage like characteristics. Has no self control, and is wild. Jumps around, and is different than a normal human.
by Taylor Trecartin January 28, 2008
Penelope wasn't at all worried about going through customs; all the drugs were safely hidden in her hairy kebab.
by Dr Zog. August 25, 2006
That faggot's a Hairy Potter
by AsherBigCock March 11, 2017
Petting your dog while taking a shit.
An example of a Hairy Dumpkin: The dogs are attracted to the smell, so they come in to get some pets and a nasty smell fix at the same time.
by maryanopause May 25, 2008