Hairy Chewbaca

When you go down on a girl and discover she doesnt have a landing strip...but a HAIRY CHEWBACA
A Hairy Mess in the vaginal area of a woman...DAMN BITCH, you got some hairy chewbaca down there, and I aint goin near that till you trim up!!!
by smartnet February 23, 2009
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hairy toast

A sexual act when a man inserts his testicles into a woman's vagina, at which time the woman tightens her vaginal muscles. The man pulls his body away, applying enough pressure for his sac to pop out like toast from a toaster.
Teabag is to mouth, as hairy toast is to vagina.
by UCLGay December 20, 2007
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hairy dartboard

A slang word for the bumhole.
did you put your finger in her hairy dartboard?
by Gerth April 25, 2007
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hairy kebab

Penelope wasn't at all worried about going through customs; all the drugs were safely hidden in her hairy kebab.
by Dr Zog. August 25, 2006
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hairy savage

A fearless human, with ape and savage like characteristics. Has no self control, and is wild. Jumps around, and is different than a normal human.
Andrew calm down you hairy savage!
man, that hairy savage needs to take it easy
by Taylor Trecartin January 28, 2008
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Hairy Potter

A young wizard boy who dyes his pubes green like magic spell.
That faggot's a Hairy Potter
by AsherBigCock March 11, 2017
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