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The Slimy Guillotine

When a girl with her 4 front teeth are chipped diagonally, resembling the angle of a guillotine, is giving you head with ounces of lube being used and slices down cutting the tip of your penis.
"Bro, some cracked bitch gave me The Slimy Guillotine. Shit hurt."
by people_like April 28, 2022
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Planet Fitness Guillotine

Dropping a heavy set of weights on your throat while working out without a spotter
Friend 1: I got hit with a Planet Fitness Guillotine last week and my throat STILL hurts!

Friend 2: Should have brought a spotter or lifted lighter weights, that's on you.
by Epic Kazoo Solo August 20, 2024
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