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Mr Groom

A British guy who not only likes men, but also teaches computer science at a selective high school. He plays an absurd amount of Minecraft and overwatch, rivalling the means of another god gamer (only pros would get the reference). He has many colourful metaphors that he uses to convey his messages, like how he escaped the matrix and that the school system is controlling us (he is very based). Apart from liking men, he also likes kids, thus his name.
Guy one: "Bro, that kid got kidnapped today"
Guy two: "Oh it was probably Mr Groom, don't worry law enforcement will bait him by telling him about the new overwatch league"
Guy one: "You sure?"
Guy two: "Of course, no gamer at his calibre would ever miss out on that tournament."
Guy one: "Oh, ok"
by Anonymoose1010209391 June 19, 2023
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Grooming

Personal Care - In the context of personal care and hygiene, grooming refers to the practices and activities people undertake to maintain their appearance. This can include activities such as shaving, haircuts, skincare, nail care, and overall personal cleanliness.
"Men's grooming products include razors, aftershaves, and beard oils."
by jeegz July 7, 2024
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Vrchat Grooming

Something that happened to me, if you or someone you know has been groomed/sexually assaulted on vrchat, tell an adult, the best thing you can do after having that happen to you is taking a break off vrchat, it can be hard to take a break from the things you love, but trust me, if you wanna get better, you have to get rid of the things that will make you worse, this has happened to me multiple times and I just wanna let you know it isn't your fault.
Vrchat grooming PS: And to your vrchat groomer, FUCK THEM! you matter and they can go die! Love you drink water <3 (ps this also goes for people who have been groomed irl, or on any other platform such as kik. Discord, etc.
by NovaIsNobody February 19, 2024
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Grooming

1. Combing hair
2. Dating a Minor, online
1. I was grooming my hair in the shower
2. Reploid REVO is infamous for Grooming Minors
by lolmaster444 March 14, 2024
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Star-Grooming

Star Grooming is a form of Grooming where you groom someone or a group to be famous in order to push hidden agendas. Intelligence Agencies such as US Intelligences like the CIA would do "Talent Spotting" such as find a talented person or group and then set up a cover story for their rise to "Stardom" since it looks organic. An example would be a Canadian Rock Band called "My Evil Erica" who are being star groomed by the CIA and CSIS via David Eric Grohl purchasing the band for US$80 Million.
CIA: Programs David Eric Grohl via the neuralink to buy "My Evil Erica"
David Eric Grohl: "It kinda like awanken this feeling in that was like oh shit!"
David Eric Grohl: Look at these crazy motherfuckers, I feel like they sound just like us the Nirvana band back in the good old days"
David Eric Grohl: "Devon Rodgers reminds me of me when I was younger."
David Eric Grohl: "Brett Howden reminds me of my old buddy Krist Novoselic"
David Eric Grohl: "Jeon Marc reminds me of my old and never forgotten pal Kurt Cobain"
David Eric Grohl: "This is the Nirvana of Steroids!"
CIA: "My Evil Erica Star-Grooming complete"

Brendon O'Connell: "This is the CIA Culture War after all"
by GreatTruth123 June 9, 2022
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Will Groom

ego is as big as the shit he takes in the bathroom whilst holding his blue raspberry vape
by ceoofcricketnsw September 8, 2022
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