goiter

A disease caused by IODINE deficiency! Iodine is NOT a vitamin. It is an element found in salt and seawater. Dumbass.

by haha April 23, 2003

brutal gopher

When one slits the throat of any said person, and then proceeds to lustfully fuck the crevasse that you just created in that persons neck. continue to do so as they gasp for air, but instead just recieve a fat mouthful of your pork sword as the head pops up and down out of the recepients mouth, like a gopher.

some kid at school pissed me off so i gave that dumb bitch who had his hair in his eyes a brutal gopher.

by Samuel Datu March 20, 2007

gotter

Synonymous with 'have'.

Tim: Do you have that song?
Steve: Nah i don't gotter it.

by dukenemesis September 26, 2008

Gooterize

To hit or strike an umpire with a bat while legally remaining in the game.

"He just gooterized the umpire"
"Gooterize him!"

by Ghutz September 17, 2006

gopher stab

The act of bludgeoning ones kid with the back of a butter knife.

Ronny stole money from his mothers purse, she in turn gopher stabbed him.

by gopher2002 March 4, 2010

gooterman file

The file to end all files.

"GOD DAMN IT WHERE IS THE GOOTERMAN FILE"

"That's a nice Gooterman File."

"I'm hungry."

by HAGN December 14, 2009

goiterlove

The intense infatuation with large skin protrusions particularly around the neck area. Such feelings could be sexual in nature.

A medical student who reviews T-3 abnormality slides suddenly realized he/she is intensely interested or possibly sexually aroused by such images. It's now a case of goiterlove

by Admonium September 10, 2013