goomba

a human being or god that is associated with Rasgornia.

I am goomba.

by rasgornian July 23, 2021

Goomba

Someone or something described as weird, scary, different, or out of place; used as a term for someone also described as a Goonie or goober.

Guy 1: You know that Adam Spangler guy?

Guy 2: Yeah

Guy 1: He’s such a goomba.

by Major0Zero May 8, 2023

Goomba

A brown person

Look at that goomba over there

by BigBrown12 February 11, 2022

Fucking Goomba

A bearded loud talker from Long Island New York who thinks their shit don't stink

My buddy from Long Island is a fucking goomba, he thinks Long Island is God's gift to the earth.

by Tycoontim April 20, 2017

Goomba

Goomba. A Mario character. if you’re wanting to know what a “Goomba” with an “h” is DO NOT SEARCH IT

Mario stomped on a ‘Goomba’

by Mario number #1 August 11, 2022

Goomba

A worthless piece of shit person, only good for getting stomped on / kicked or hit with shit.

"Yeah, you're friends a useless fucking goomba who keeps dodging his child support payments."

by Brendan Preemdarts June 16, 2025

goomba strap

1. Eyewear retainers worn by dads, even though they aren’t near deep water or the backcountry (e.g. full-time Croakies)

2. The back strap of one’s sunglasses, used as a chick magnet. (It does not, in fact, attract chicks.)

Hey, Dad! Your goomba strap is a little crooked.

“Hide your woman! That man is wearing a goomba strap!”

by Truly Mr. Schmidt is the Best October 4, 2021