Goob
What you call someone when you're trying to show affection towards them (invented by @/PepperMintTeee on twitter).
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The leader of a bunch of people who wish they own the world. Most of these people are either Republican politicians or hardcore capitalists, though there are also some total randos and even one Democrat. The GOOB is a supreme being whom these people worship, as they continue their attempt to make capitalism permanent.
Person 1: That guy just checked his phone, and his home screen is a photo of the GOOB.
Person 2: He got a PHOTO?
Person 1: We gotta get outta here NOW!
Person 2: He got a PHOTO?
Person 1: We gotta get outta here NOW!
GOOB by TheRootSquad October 15, 2024
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goob by Bricklayer Steven March 20, 2024
goob
Short for "goober".
An affectionate nickname for a pet or a person, typically referring to something or someone cute in a baby way. This name is usually used in place of their actual name, and is almost always only said when talking to them.
An affectionate nickname for a pet or a person, typically referring to something or someone cute in a baby way. This name is usually used in place of their actual name, and is almost always only said when talking to them.
goob by stormlines May 14, 2024
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Goob
A nasty trucker who admits to just pissing on himself a little bit every time he pees into a bottle in his truck. Tends to be a bit racist and cry victim when blasted.
Goob is crying for peace and to just play again. If you listen closely you can hear him missing the piss bottle again.
Goob
While little is data has been collected at this time philosophers describe (Goob) as a viscus build up of a mysterious solid mass. Located generally in the sub-cockle region of the lower antenna. When released if not properly dispossessed of, (Goob) in some cases has been known to cause malformations in neurotypical practices. (Goob) when left alone and a warm dank environment has been shown to not die off and rather continue cell division at rapid rates forming a fetal like abomination sent by god to punish us. (Goob) is best known to thrive in tube socks, cardboard boxes labeled Henny, waded up toilet paper and jars containing plastic figures of horses with horns.
Goob by The goob man February 4, 2026