Goober, Goob, or Gooby

1. The ultimate gothic prince (or princess) in a fleeting love affair with Scotty, his evil sex slave. Has a crazy brother who is equally gothic and even twice as mentally unstable. (The entire family belongs in a maximum security insane asylum.)

2. Any utterly messed up person, place, or thing. (Preferably pretaining to Satan and Satan worship.)

Look at Gooby, he's got a shirt that says "Jesus loves me" written in blood.
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That haunted house was fairly Goobyish, but the real lair of Gooby contains more rotting carcasses and has a more sulfurous odor.

by Brian Shmid March 31, 2003

goo goo ga goob'

word used by the Beatles in I Am The Walrus. Meaning, yes and certainly or uh-huh

You are a looser, goo goo ga goob'!

by SammMan November 14, 2004

Goobs

A person that is the complete opposite of funny.Often overuses the words : noob-gay-UNGAY ME-

This guy is really unfunny.He's just goobs

by BLUDZVCH July 17, 2018

Goob

A form of BDSM where the dominant party uses peanut shells to dry the submissive party.

You're all clean. Time to goob you.

by Batfuck June 6, 2018

Goob

Derives from the greatest NFT project the world has ever seen. Goober. Goob can replace every word in the English language. Having a great day? Don't describe it as fantastic...use Goobtastic! Join the movement.

Friend: Hey! How was your day?
Me: Absolutely Goobtastic!!!!FFF

by TioTony August 30, 2021

Goob

A nasty trucker who admits to just pissing on himself a little bit every time he pees into a bottle in his truck. Tends to be a bit racist and cry victim when blasted.

Goob is crying for peace and to just play again. If you listen closely you can hear him missing the piss bottle again.

by TheHairy July 21, 2025

GOOB

The leader of a bunch of people who wish they own the world. Most of these people are either Republican politicians or hardcore capitalists, though there are also some total randos and even one Democrat. The GOOB is a supreme being whom these people worship, as they continue their attempt to make capitalism permanent.

Person 1: That guy just checked his phone, and his home screen is a photo of the GOOB.
Person 2: He got a PHOTO?
Person 1: We gotta get outta here NOW!

by TheRootSquad October 15, 2024