Green Gonzo

“Green Gonzo” or “A green gonzo” is the act of using a snot rocket shot from your nose to your hands to be used as lubrication before sexual intercourse.

I was out of lube and had cotton mouth so bad I had to green gonzo Becky.

by Grimlanman September 7, 2020

gonzo

To kill one's self. Suicide, self-destructive acts, self-murder, suicide attempts, suicide gesture, suicide ideation, suicidal thoughts

I was glad I got to see Nirvana in concert, and catch Kurt Cobain before Hole drove him gonzo.

by glass March 29, 2005

Gonzo Dong

A Gonzo Dong is a penis that bends, up or down, in a way to make it look like Gonzo's Nose.

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"I dumped a guy because his penis was mishaped and looked like gonzo's nose. I've never seen one so curved!"

by Anonymous November 19, 2004

Pulling a Gonzo

To lie about your knowledge of an event. To pretend you don't remember. To try to shift away blame from yourself by faking a memory lapse.

Origin: After Attorney General Alberto Gonzales was asked if he was responsible for firing eight federal prosecutors he responded "I don't recall" more than fifty times during his testimony, obviously forgetting if he had been the one to fire the prosecutors or not.

Cop: "Did you cause the accident Sir?"
Guy: "I...I don't remember how it was caused officer"
Cop: "Are you telling the truth or are you pulling a Gonzo?"

by MsCheese July 10, 2007

advertissement-Gonzo

advertissement gonzo: the amorphous, racially ambiguous, usually black female character in advertisments, intended to appeal to more Americans and which may be the future "ideal American" that may be expected from demographic trends. This person usually looks half-white, part black and hispanic, tweaked with Asian, and like Gonzo in the Muppets, you don't really know what it is. The French spelling is to show that being an "advertissement Gonzo" is chic, modern, trendy, and cool.

Man, I don't know what that girl is i the iPod comercial, she's not black, Hispanic, Asian or white, kinda like Gonzo doesn't look like any particular animal in the Muppets. You could say she is an advertissement-Gonzo.

by Al Cane May 11, 2011

gonzo nose

A boner that curves a little at the end.

"You hoes can pogo on my gonzo nose."

by pedro romero June 21, 2005

Gonzo Gaming

Inspired by Gonzo Journalism, is a technique to designing video games. The game is partly fiction, but has truth from the perspective of the designer. Blizzard entertainment is a prime example and maybe founder of this type of game design, since almost all of their games have a lot of inside jokes and real world references in their fantasy or science fiction themes. Gaming off the game!

Blizzard used Gonzo Gaming to help inspire their games. The Starcraft series is science fiction, but aspects of the story are true and repeated in our history. Warcraft is an exaggerated example of war being the tragedy of every dimension. Finally, Diablo uses a lot of biblical references and metaphors for the bad guys, which is what it is for. Not to mention the physics engines of all video games have some aspects of Gonzo Gaming.

by Nikkuu November 18, 2011