I took a big dump. I looked into the toilet and thought there was gold in them logs. Then I remembered it was just toilet gold.
by Cpt Norm February 24, 2009
I had a ticket I forgot about, so when I got pulled over, they took me in. I called Jeff to bail me out, gold plated fucker didn't. I just got out today.
by Polluter1 May 20, 2018
Brand of New Zealand beer made by DB breweries, tastes like watered down horse urine. Sponsers Cricket New Zealand and is the only booze available at the games, crowds are dwindling since this arrangement was made.
by Jessie Ryder March 06, 2008
The Ecstasy of Gold is a epic song by Ennio Morricone written for the film The Good, the Bad and the Ugly. It plays in my head whenever I'm doing something epic.
I was running through a graveyard, frantically searching for gold, and all the while The Ecstasy of Gold was playing on loop in my head.
by jonthebold July 16, 2009
by dallyz_girl26 March 06, 2004
I usually don't care much for redheads. But she's so hot, I've just got to have some of that Irish Gold!
by Davus Claymor May 25, 2014
by Linda ;) February 26, 2019