Glory

Glory is a girl that can speak her mind but still be really quiet, glory is beautiful and never tries to hurt anyone, Glory can be complicated but in all she will love you for who you are, she's clingy and cute, she always makes you smile even when you are crying, glory is truly an amazing person and if you let her go then you best believe you got a poblem. I love you glory

Me: I miss my girlfriend
Friend: her name is Glory right?

Me: how'd you know?
Friend: you can tell by her compation for you

by Khscupcake August 2, 2019

glory

@swevenpjm on Twitter basically posts nostalgic shows on every tweet and reply. I swear she’s everywhere...kinda scary

A)Hey look at this fancam,

B)Oh I remember that show! Finally something that’s not kpop. Who posted it?

A)Just glory again...

by somegrill December 7, 2019

Glory Hunter

A fine example of this would be Zaman Hussain. Who says he supported Man UTD for ages but yet failed to even go to one of his games!!!!!!

Zaman Hussain - GLORY HUNTER

by Ste M June 19, 2010

gloopy

a thick gooey liquid-like substance

that syrup is really gloopy

by Corinna July 15, 2004

Mourning Glory

Masturbating at a funeral. Often performed as a dare, sometimes as a form of closure.

It was a really beautiful service. It was open casket, so I enjoyed some mourning glory.

by Gabio July 7, 2011

glory position

(n.) 1. The shittiest shift and/or job at work that a person can get stuck in. Then the douchebag boss comes along and names it the "glory position" merely to patronize you and show just how insignificant you are. 2. Plastering yourself face first into the bathroom wall with knees spread as wide as possible. This allows for deepest penetration into the glory hole.

Today the boss announced that I would be taking the Glory Position from 2AM to 12AM. I was confused as to how I would keep myself pressed against the bathroom wall for that long, but was later informed that the fucking douchebag is just putting me on the shittiest shift possible.

by Jackson Brown-eye October 25, 2006

Glory stealer

Someone who takes credit for a source of fame or honour they did not create, also may refer to someone who jumps into a situation at the last moment and claims precedence.

Urban dictionary author 1: Hey dude check out this new word ive created, ive spent goddamn weeks on it.

Urban dictionary author 2: Oh yeh? lets have a look.....

Urban dictionary author 1: Hey what are you doing?

Urban dictionary author 2: Finders keepers fucker.

Urban dictionary author 1: Goddamn glory stealer.

President Roosevelt: Id like to thank the armed forces and all those at home in the USA for single handedly winning the second world war.

Churchill: Fucking glorystealer.

by Jared Ellis January 18, 2008