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GILF

Person 1: Bro did you see that guy? He’s a GILF.
by phatlabia37 October 9, 2023
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GILF

Guy one: "You know what GILF means, right?"
Guy two: "Yeah, 'God I Love Fentanyl!.'"
by cockmagic69420 October 20, 2023
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GILF

two junkies passing a foil. One word. GILF.
by baloostered January 6, 2024
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GILF

Girl I love fucking, similar to “MILF” but for a female without children
Did you see hannah bro? I’m gonna turn her from a GILF into a MILF!”
by Willie Dynamite April 12, 2023
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GILF

Gilf stands for goddamn i love frogs!!!!!!!
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the loaded gilf

When you take a loaded diaper off a gilf and eat the contents.
Man, Mildred gave me the loaded gilf for lunch yesterday.
by Steadlur December 30, 2022
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GILF

Grandparent I’d Like to Fuck. Just like MILF or DILF except with a grandma or grandpa.

Someone who is a grandparent (or at least old enough to be one), but still very attractive and fit. Bonus points if their hair is gray or white and they’re visibly old, like a Silver Fox.

Generally they are at least 50 years old, even though it’s possible to become a grandparent in your 40s.
Teenager watching Doctor Who in the early 70s:
The Third Doctor is such a GILF! I hope I look as good as him when I’m old!
by popsicleprincess January 12, 2023
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