gerald johnson

A term for someone who spends time effortlessly building large things with his family, whilst also participating in the slaughter of endless amounts of immigrants

VERY DANGEROUS

He's probably behind you while you read this.

"Oh shit it's Gerald Johnson"

by Trentthemysticaldixon December 6, 2015

Gerald

Gerald’s are hot.gerald’s have big dick energy and have pet snakes named Charlie.they’re great in bed and loves to cum on Daria’s and in Daria’s. Proof?.

Kala :I heard Gerald’s are good in bed

Daria : Yeah it was the best

by jaazzzee March 23, 2024

Gerald

A man spontaneous by nature, who delivers a fun time, and often a good pal. Who is also insanely intelligent and charmingly sexy. A gerald will normally catch you with his luscious hair first, then with eyes that guide you to peer into the deepest depths of desire, sometimes to a place you're uncertain as to whether or not you want to be there at all.

Kevin: Wow, I just saw the most captivating man I've seen. I could barely break away from his eyes!
Danny: You better be careful, that guy could be a Gerald.
Kevin: What do you mean a Gerald?
Danny: *rolls eyes* Listen Kevin, no man can ever be that attractive, and not be a high risk for danger to the heart. Trust me, I've met enough of the Geralds in the world.
Kevin: Whatever Danny, those eyes are worth the risk. *Waves the Gerald over*

by Pimpin Lincoln April 6, 2021

Gerald

The cutest cat you will ever meet. She loves to talk to you & often sounds like she has peanut butter stuck in her throat. She is very jealous. Loves to cuddle her Jacob & sleep in his arms. She will always drink water from your cup by dipping her paw in & licking it off. Dont touch her back paws or she'll bite ya! You can often find her hanging with Arnold. Simply the best cat ever.

Person 1: Dam, Gerald is just the cutest.

Person 2: Are you kidding me? I haven't moved in the last 3 hours, just cuddling her & admiring her cuteness.

by YaBish6691 August 11, 2019

Gerald

A Gigachad capitalist who plays women and cheats on his wife to shag a hot poor woman that kills herself with bleach

He just cheated on his wife and the woman he cheated with killed herself, what a Gerald.

by SUIIIII07 May 9, 2022

Gerald

Slang for "A literal god", "Beyond comprehension", and "omniscient". Also is a name, but who cares about that?

Person 1: "Bro, you see that streamer right there?"

Person 2: "Yeah, they're so Gerald."

Person 1: "I know right?"

by Karivana September 19, 2021

Geralding

Verb: The act of being over enthused during story time.

Dude, she was so hyped about the car sale she was Geralding all over the dealership.

by Livinglorraine November 12, 2017