Gallardo

To take the largest shit you ever have in your entire life.

OMG that Chipotle made me drop the biggest gallardo of my life! I had to use the toilet brush to break it into 2 pieces before I could even flush it!

by ReddingBeLike February 27, 2026

Geltarded

A state in which one is gay, smelly and retarded.

My daughter was being smelly, gay and retarded, so I told her she was geltarded.

by ElDouchoLoco December 6, 2025

little gillard

A slang term for a small penis. Usually used as an insult

Guy one: hey dude you know how Josh has a little gillard?
Guy two: yeah his little gillard is really small

by booty master 22 November 29, 2014

Bryan Gallardo

another way to say "you're a mistake"

Me: Hey Bryan Gallardo
Bryan: Hello

Me: nailed it. -,-

by Bryan Gallardo January 24, 2018

Sam Gillard

‘someone who will spike your drink, make you suck his dick and think you did it by choice’

‘prefers girls who are age ranges of 15 to being conceived’

I’m going to spike your drink and make you suck my dick just like Sam Gillard.

by Sams a nonce123 May 2, 2019

Sam Geldard

Bigger Dick than Jacks, or anyone’s actually. Sexual Prowess of a Bengal Tiger and impeccably handsome (even his nan says so).

One of those ‘beautiful mind’ / ‘rain man’ / ‘Albert Einstein’ kind of brains, his knowledge is all encompassing and due to this he is always right.

Olive skinned and dark haired like a Greek god, girls melt in his presence.

I had a Sam Geldard last night and he was an animal in the sack

by 123 yes 234 November 22, 2021

mr geldard

A sexy beast who won’t be stopped in any way and can’t stop thinking about his favourite class 8AG.

Mark: MR GELDARDS COMING WATCH OUT!
Blake: HES SO SEXY NOTHING WILL STOP HIM!

by Mr geldard November 22, 2021