Gauntlet

The act of having vaginal or anal intercourse with every inmate of the Louisiana State Penitentiary within a single 24 hour period.

Friend 1: Dude, I had sex with Susan last night and her vagina was the size of a coffee can!
Friend 2: Ya, you didn't hear about her?
Friend 1: What haven't I heard?
Friend 2: Susan ran the gauntlet a few years ago...
Friend 1: Oh, that explains everything.

by KB1869 June 21, 2010

Gauntlet to Manhood

Upon his 18th birthday, the boy must endure a submission-wrestling gauntlet of 3 rounds.

The rounds go until submission or pass-out-- there are no time limits.

There is a designated 30 second break between rounds.

If the boy passes out during any of the rounds, the gauntlet-administrators must lie him on his back, lift his feet to revive him to consciousness, and profess he is 18, convincing the boy it is midnight.

Once the boy completes all three rounds, his shall no longer be called "the boy", but instead "the man".

"Dude my 18th birthday is this weekend!"

"Are you ready for the Gauntlet to Manhood?"

"Not really, I do not know the fundamentals to Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, and thus will get my ass beat."

by BadEar November 10, 2009

The Gauntlet

Compared to the other pussy versions of the Gauntlet, this version involves teams of four with two guys and two girls. The Gauntlet is extremely similar to other definitions cept at NU, it involves drinking a fifth of smirnoff, a 30-rack, two j's, a large pizza, and finally finishing an 100-piece puzzle, all in that order.

Students gather in groups of four to compete in a drinking/smoking game known as the Gauntlet.

by ACC92 January 25, 2012

Cum gauntlet

A battle between two princes of cum vying for the title of cum emperor

Then you will partake in the Cum Gauntlet

by JonTronShow Official October 2, 2020

No u infinity gauntlet

The strongest "no u" discovered so far. It counters "no u infinity" and clears 50% of the world population. Even Thanos knows "No u infinity gauntlet" is stronger than him and could easily kill him.

Thanos: I'm going to eliminate half of the world population with the infinity gauntlet.

An average person: No u

Thanos: Silly mortal. No u infinity. Counter this if you can.

The average person: N O Y O U I N F I N I T Y G A U N T L E T.

*Thanos obliterates into smaller pieces providing the average person the infinity gauntlet. (No u infinity gauntlet is powerful and shouldn't be used irresponsibly without knowing the consequences)

The average person: Ez

by Thanos daddy May 2, 2019

chotch gauntlet

A location (like a bar, or a party) where there is a very high concentration of chotches (meat-headish men with 3 main things on their mind.... girls, football, and trucks)

This place is a chotch gauntlet, lets get the hell out of here!!!

by Muzikian December 12, 2008

Gruncle

A man dating or married to your aunt who is old enoung to be your grandpa. They tend to fall asleep at the dinner table and drone on about old people crap; Generally disliked by anyone under 40 but favoured with the Aunt's parents because of his old, old age. Can be found at local events which are free because they tend to be broke.

Niece : "OMG mom did you see Auntie Georgette's new boyfriend? Look's like we got a new gruncle!"

Mom: "Yes dear I think he is from the ice age and recently thawed out."

Niece: "I concur."

Mom: "and how!"

by omgitzagrunclecheezeburger May 29, 2009