Gary

Short for Garried
He's married but he's obviously gay.
Or he's heterosexual but he's way too effeminate to be an option for those who like a manly man.
Oh look, his wife is so hot, but he's ordering a champagne!
Gary alert!
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We went on our first date and he talked about his feelings all night, he's such a Gary!
or
I'm a gay man and that Gary over there who's wearing a wedding ring, just pinched me on the ass as I walked past!
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I'm a gay man on grinder and a married man who's 'experimenting' just messaged me- Gary
by Simjay February 25, 2016
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Gary

A terrible chaperone and poor judge of how much strength is needed to close a door. Typically results in violent slamming and damage to property.
Rick loves to go out drinking with his friends, but finding a reliable Gary is next to impossible because they are terrible at it.

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Hanging out with our friends and some retard Gary’d The sliding glass door so hard it was destroyed
by Tr3bee November 30, 2018
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Gary

Quiet sweet strong sexy man
Very mysterious and intimidating
Big heart

Always on alert

Always on the go
Native warrior who stands up for

What he believes in.
Damn that Gary sure looks good today!
by deejaydizzle March 20, 2019
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The Unit. Approach with caution Will do everything in his power to cock-block teens.
Teen: The Unit is such a cock-block.
Other Teen: Yeah sorry that's my step-dad Gary.
by Gary The Unit December 06, 2018
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A wonderful man.. but also a very big mug..
Gary is a mug
by Garyisamug June 29, 2017
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Bald headed fugitive who claims he’s a truck driver but can’t get a normal driver’s license for the next decade. He’s not as cool as he thinks he is.
Gary said he’d pick me up around 6, but showed up on a bicycle and made me ride the pegs. When we gained some speed, his wig piece fell off and the date was all downhill from there.
by Roaster83 October 28, 2018
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A depressed wee psycho who wants to die. Gary is also very bad with the females he will always talk to one but never get her.
by Gary.h January 10, 2019
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