Gandalf pipe

An uncircumcised penis

Yo! He’s got a Gandalf Pipe!

by Table Water Deer September 3, 2023

Sloppy Gandalf

Spray of mucus and vileness producing films of desk fungus and cubical rot, often followed by moist nasal clearing.

Frumpy just sloppy gandalfed and needs a wet nap.

by Cubewarrior February 2, 2017

Proper Gandalf

Proper Gandalf
Synonym: Serendipity... the right place at the right time.

A wizard is never late he arrives precisely when he needs to.

That were proper Gandalf lad, you showing up when you did.

by Vemtrex September 10, 2020

gandalf's staff

Where a man lie's flat on his back while a woman gets another woman by the head and forces her head on to the guy's dick.

Hey ladies, you up for a gandalf's staff?

by Sorry banged yer maw October 28, 2013

gandalf

Another word for a double chin.

Girl 1: Ewww did you see her gandalf? It's so fat.
Girl 2: Which one?

by ilike2eatbabies July 8, 2009

the gandalf smoke

when you smoke a joint handsfree. everything you would normally do, you do without your hands. only real og‘s smoke like this.

„ey yo bro you smokin‘ the gandalf smoke?“ „hell yeah bro“

by JetiRubik February 2, 2020

Gandalf

1. Sexual Slang – To be rejected in a decisive, almost theatrical fashion, usually when making a sexual advance. Originates from Gandalf’s line in The Lord of the Rings: “You shall not pass.”

2. Gaming Slang – To wipe out enemies in spectacular fashion, shutting them down from advancing.

3. Social – To block someone from access, usually with flair.

Variants:

Mini-Gandalf: partial wipe, still stylish or high body count (gaming)

Full Gandalf: total shut down (social), 100% annihilation (gaming).

Reverse Gandalf: when you try to be clutch but get wrecked instead.

"Bro thought he was smooth but she hit him with the Gandalf — legs crossed, arms folded, denial absolute."

"That triple headshot? Straight Gandalf."

"They almost had Alpha point but Jake pulled a Gandalf."

"Security pulled a Gandalf on me, couldn’t even get near the stage."

by FelixFrost October 1, 2025