A person who is a natural dick to everyone and is annoying and no one likes. This person will most likely be a blond white kid that play Apex in his moms house for 14 hours a day and gets no sleep. This person will also be a lying bitch and backstabbing asshole most of the time.
Mom: Have you seen the new kid at school Gage?
Michael: Fuck Gage he fat ignorant loser who deserves to be ran over by a dump truck!
Mom: Haha same lmao!
Michael: Fuck Gage he fat ignorant loser who deserves to be ran over by a dump truck!
Mom: Haha same lmao!
by SNOCKERDOODLE July 5, 2020
by Gia Blanchard October 25, 2018
Literally the worst person you could ever come across. A Gage usually sucks at everything he does, will remain a virgin for the rest of his life, constantly suffering from depression.
by wordfan46727846282 February 7, 2019
an anime faggot furry, don't associate with a Gage, they will infect your life with cringe so bad you'll want to bully him so he'll stop.
by cockrocker95 February 27, 2019
by Alexizwalterz December 4, 2017
A bloke with a small dick and one who lies about getting a hookup, when in actual fact she just held his hand
by Gage Golding December 6, 2017
A person who is cocky but is not well known, but is friendly. He’s not into sports or social activities. Gage is the person to get no girls
by egehheeh May 31, 2019