Guinness

Some makers of Irish stout. I’m drunk as fuck right now on their beer. But, it’s tasty. It tastes like beer. I’m drunk enough. It’s almost like chocolate or coffee in terms taste, but it’s still a good flavor to not distract you enough from getting drunk.

Guinness was established in like, 1759 or something like that. But you gotta try it cause it’s so good. I’m drunk from it and I can feel my Celtic ancestry in it. It makes me high and happy. Guinness is good for you.

by Death Menace July 3, 2023

Guin

A guin is a human-penguin hybrid. Guins are fiercely protective of other guins and commonly place the welfare of non-guins far below their own kind. Guins also deny the existence of guins and in outside conversation will treat them along the same lines as the loch ness monster, bigfoot, extraterrestrials or the mafia.

There is no such thing as guins. (wink wink)

by CFishbone July 28, 2023

guine

when you lose the touch of reality and then proceed to tweak the fuck out

Person 1: "aye you heard about bro?"
Person 2: "last time i checked he was going guine"

by guineout September 21, 2023

guin

a slang term taken from the word penguin, meaning something is “not fly”

Pronounced “gWIN”

dude this guy’s a poser, his shoes are so guin

by emilyanemone May 5, 2024