Bloody groceries

The act of fucking an ass hole so hard it rips and bleeds. Then one slurps the blood from the ass hole while masterbating
Dude Angelina let me have bloody groceries last night.
by Swaggiemgoo October 25, 2015
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Grocery Getter

A 4 door sedan that owners think is fast but was actually made and intended for buying groceries at Wal Mart
Yo! Mah Audi A4 it fast! It don't matta that it weighz 4,000 lbz and haz moms driving it b/c I shift MAD QUICK yo!

Yo! Mah Audi S4 I haz supercharged with everi mod possible...it run 109 mph in da 1/4...shit is da fastest thing on da road! (grocery getter)
by The sports car police April 30, 2010
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grocery bag

when a gay man takes his sweaty ball sack skin and jacks off another guy with it.
ralph: so what did you do with that guy last night, Tom?

Tom: i gave him the signiture grocery bag. duh.
by da-stonedahl February 15, 2009
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grocery getter

Usually a derogatory term to describe any vehicle that was designed to be a practical vehicle for a family, usually limited to only include sedans, station wagons, minivans or SUVs. Modifying the engine or appearance of a grocery getter does not change the initial intent for said vehicle so it is still considered a grocery getter.

Some manufactures will offer a version of a grocery getter with a high performance engine or other modifications in an attempt to remove the grocery getter stigma, but if the base model of the vehicle is considered a grocery getter then all models of that vehicle is considered a grocery getter.

Usually trucks, coupes, convertibles, exotics and motorcycles are not considered grocery getters because they are not practical family vehicles.
grocery getter, Honda Accord, Toyota Camry, Chevy Impala, Ford Taurus
by Amazon Prime October 17, 2011
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throw groceries

the act of throwing up, often induced by alcohol.
"I'll be back in a few minutes, I have to go the the bathroom and throw groceries"
by idlewillkill May 13, 2004
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grocery shopping

slang term for homosexual gingers for having unprotected anal sex with whoever needs to release and beCOME.
Marco got his mom to lactate in my tapioca pudding without me noticing and I ate it so to get back at him I convinced him to go grocery shopping with my gay ginger friend conner. Little did he know that the only thing they picked up from the grocery store was mayonaise,hot dogs,and a rubber chicken. Marco was confused as to why they went to a motel room. Lets just say the next day he woke up and looked like his penis either went for a ride in the rectum of a bloody babboon or his penis crashed into a red ant pile in the rain because his penis was caked in chunky crap and it had more dots on it then a winning grannys bingo card. Looks like hes guna have to go down the hand lotion isle for awile or at least the genital warts isle and feathered penis isle.
by tophieCC April 21, 2010
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grocery feet

When a person has nasty, dirty, scaley, calloused feet and their toes are scraggily looking clanchett.
"OMG! I have grocery feet! I need to make a pedicure appointment now!"
"Oh, hellll no! I ain't goin' to no mall with these grocery feet."
by sexylips October 13, 2005
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