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Demitri Goal

The absolute worst goal you can ever picture in the history of any sport. Often times, Demitri goals can be seen in NHL 08, when incredibly terrible goals are scored. However, more often than not, give the controller to a person who cannot play the game at all, and atleast 1 demitri goal will be scored.
Sam and Jason are playing NHL 08. Sam shoots the puck from the point. It bounces off of 3 players, hits the back of the boards, bounces back, hits the goalie in the head, hits the post, comes back and hits the goalie in the back and trickles in.

Jason "That was such a demitri goal".
by merhotty91 April 29, 2008
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Hindu goal

When a kick out in FIFA is passed along the floor to your closest man the oppositian runs in front of your player taking the ball an scoring Ie. A Hindu goal
1-What a goal

2-Bullshit that was a hindu goal
by Hindu goal1 December 9, 2012
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brazilian field goal

When someone sits on the toilet to take a shit and then has someone else sit on their lap and shit between your legs.
Beck asked if Joe would give him a Brazilian field goal and shit between his legs.
by Jake Beck November 19, 2016
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golden field goal

The act of urinating into a toilet from the standard standing position while another consenting person simultaneously urinates or defecates into the same toilet in the standard sitting position.
I got a little bit of pee on her leg while I was attempting a golden field goal.
by Three points November 25, 2016
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Drop Goal

A method of kicking a ball by dropping it onto the ground and kicking it when it rebounds. This is a scoring situation in the following sports.

Rugby Union: Out of the 3, the one with the most common use of drop goals (although not as often as many people think). generally used as a last resort to break a deadlock in play or for a last minute win e.g. Joel Stransky in 1995 world cup and Jonny Wilkinson in 2003. Worth 3 points.

Rugby League: Significantly more rare for two reasons making it much less useful, firstly the low value (1 point) and secondly that any action in range is either when the defending team has the ball or when a player has run both clear of the defence and roughly three quarters of the pitch.

American football: A throwback from when the game was similar to rugby. extremely rarely if ever used due to safer or more valuable methods of attempting points within range and also the shape of the ball being far from ideal with an extremely unpredicatble bounce. Worth 3 points.
"and then he kicked a drop goal"

"I'm sorry, which sport were you watching again"
by RRT August 29, 2005
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pwn goal

When scoring a beautiful goal in your own goal.
Guy 1: Did you see that!?!?!
Guy 2: Yeah! Pwn goal!
by Pebbel February 25, 2009
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Fifa goal

A goal that occurs in the fifa video game series in which the ball inadvertently is deflected by the goalie directly to an opposing forward in scoring position.
Matty: Did you see that golazo Cron just ripped?
Doug: Ya really great fifa goal faggot.
Matty: Wow, bad friend.
by SmokeydaBear May 25, 2009
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