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turkish genocide

Person 1-Have you ever heard of the Turkish Genocide? When Armenians massacred 588.448 Turks during 1906-1922?
Person 2-No...
Person 3-It's coz it never happened!
Everybody-LMFAO
by Vitilsky February 18, 2009
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Maximum Genocide of every race

Everyone is dead except us, o my god Maximum Genocide of every race is after us!
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Armenian genocide

A systematic mass killing of millions of Armenians. They blame the Ottoman Empire of being the only cause of this tragedy while the Turks had literally nothing to do with it. Turkey agreed to open their archives with the Armenians to deal with this situation. If it is true, the Turks agreed to admit they caused the genocide. Turkey even invited extra counties to search their past too but the ARMENIANS refused because they know damn well that they weren’t going to find anything against the Turks. The Ottoman Empire had nothing to do with this situation. Because of the Armenians, Turkey has a reputation of « genocide ». All of this is fake.
-The Turks were the cause of the Armenian genocide

-no man, the Armenians set them up for no valid reason.
by Justsomegirlonthiswebsite November 17, 2019
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Passive Genocide

When first world countries withhold life-saving technologies from the third world as a method of population control.
The US withholding the Ebola virus treatment from Africa is an example of passive genocide.
by Russell Moobs August 26, 2014
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boner genocide

A buzzkill or boner kill happening to many people. A huge letdown to all.
One night, every student in Mr. Johnson's class noticed that their grade had risen 20%. The next morning, Mr. Johnson announced to the class that this was just an error and that everyone's grades would go back down 20% by the end of the day. The result was absolute boner genocide.
by fuckin fucksticks August 22, 2014
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Ghetto genocide

When a guy masturbating with a wet 9 volt battery duct taped to the bottom of his beanbag in an attempt to kill off all sperm prior to ejaculation....it also gives one hell of an orgasm!!!!
I don't want any kids so I always commit ghetto genocide.
by Dump truck December 24, 2016
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Rwandan genocide

When you take a shit only to realise the bowl is full of blood and you have unknowlingly started your period...
Girl 1: I just got out of the toilet and it was a Rwandan genocide in there...

girl 2: fuck I hate it when that happens
by E coops October 27, 2017
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