Gandalfs Balls!

When a normal cuss just won't cut it many turn to swearing by the unholy duo that clang defiantly between the legs of Gandalf the Grey.

By Gandalfs balls! this terrible game Black Ops has THE cheapest veteran difficulty I have ever encountered! It should be burned.

by boo ha ra sausage April 11, 2011

gansha

The process of expeling ejaculate onto the face of a sexual partner.
(Japanese in derivation)

I would really appreciate it if you would gansha on me right now.

by brad July 20, 2003

Gandalf

A cum shot to the lower jaw.

My friend shouted "You shall not pass!" at me, so I gave him a Gandalf.

by The Real Frodo Baggins June 3, 2009

Gandalf'd

For one to have sexual intercourse with their lady friend using their head in place for their fat cock

N.B. the vagina must be a wizard sleeve, with enough magical powers to take on saruman

i total gandalf'd this biatch the other day and the puss juice took ages total to wash out ma hair

by powerbarz July 29, 2009

Going Gandhi

An explanation for passing up a meal with friends, because you don't have the money for the meal, but don't want to admit to not having the money.

(When someone invites you to go eat)
"Hey bro,you wanna go to Zaxby's?"
"I'll pass mate, I'm Going Gandhi tonight "

(When in a group at a restaurant)

-"Hey man aren't you going to order?"

-"Nope, Going Gandhi Tonight"

by gelogmarine May 7, 2010

Good Like Gandalf

If one is able to repay their debts and reward favoures in kind, then one is said to be Good Like Gandalf.

1\
c'mon, it's just $10. you know I'm good for it...I'm good like Gandalf

2\
did you lend Jason your car?

Yea, I know he's good like Gandalf

3\
Thanks for the bale out man, I won't forget it

Don't worry, I know you're good like Gandalf

by Marcus Ditzel February 11, 2009

Gandhi

Probably the coolest person to ever live. Homeboy believed in peace, justice, equal rights, and religion. He got shit done. People would hit him up asking him to get shit done for them. And he would take a beating if necessary. He got his ass kicked for the cause. And he kicked-ass for the cause as well.

Ignorant Loser: Who was Gandhi?

Smart Winner: One badass mother fucker.

Ignorant Loser: How so?

Smart Winner: Don't you have to go be a douche somewhere else?

Ignorant Loser: Don't be an asshole Tim.

Smart yet emotionally confused Winner: I'm sorry. I feel like lately i've been pushing away the people I love.

Ignorant yet sensitive and deep Loser: Tim, what would Gandhi do?

Smart yet morally resolved Winner: Thanks Burt. I will think on that one.

by frisbee1 September 18, 2012