skunk funeral

1. A gaggle of smokers or 2. a stinky bar or chokingly toxic apartment.
1. Hold your breath, skunk funeral comin' up. Or: let's split this stinkin' skunk funeral.
by krusatyr November 04, 2009
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Viking Funeral

When you cum in a girl's mouth, then have have her drink a shot of fireball that has ben lit on fire.
by BustnBL March 15, 2023
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Viking Funeral

masturbating into an old sock one last time before you throw it away (or burn it for a more authentic viking experience). ceremony may be done with or without an audience, viking’s choice
hey guys, just got back from a viking funeral. I cried a bit, but I know he’s in a better place now.
by childishzambino May 22, 2021
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Funeral Sandwich

a funeral sandwich is small triangular sandwiches that you would typically have at a funeral/wake. Most common phrase in Ireland
by Derv B June 14, 2020
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Funeral jumper

Someone who has to be part of the tragedy when they weren't actually a part of anything involved emotionally nor a friend
Hey, so do you even remember Katelyn even knowing him? Nah, she's just here for the ceremony as a funeral jumper
by Lil Pepper Pants July 14, 2021
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funeral hoe

That woman/girl who wears the tight short black dress and pink high heels at a funeral, looking like she trying to pick up a grieving family member.
Do you see that girl in that tight dress? She must be trying to get that grieving dick. She is such a funeral hoe.
by Jkrbeast June 05, 2018
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Faux Funeral

A non traditional funeral-like ceremony or gathering in honor of someone who has passed away. Usually serves as an alternative to a funeral when one is not desired. It is a celebration of the life of a particular individual held by the loved ones they left behind.
Johnny didn't believe in funerals so we had a faux funeral Saturday afternoon.
by PeaseyGrl February 12, 2011
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