Fucktard

A retarted, stupid, crazed person.

Jeremy is a fucktard. He'd blow this thing up.

by Ace4077 November 19, 2019

fucktabulous

when something is so damn exciting you just wanna fuck someone.

Rebecca: VICTORIA'S SECERT SALE!
Jamal: THATS FUCKTABULOUS wanna fuck?

by kelseykrunk December 29, 2008

fucktard

Absolute idiot - a person that can't is incompetent or coasts thru the workday

That fucktard didn't show up for the meeting !

by urbanasaurus September 6, 2014

Cock-Sucking Fucktard

A Hybrid term used to identify a person whos IQ dips below that of all known living creatures and most piles of shit. Commonly used in the IT field when referencing customers.

Caller: I cant find the power button
Tech: Sigh.....{MUTE} What a Cock-Sucking Fucktard!......{UNMUTE} On the front of your pc.

by FDDI6K February 20, 2009

Fucktardian

A collection of people who are absolute fucking retards. Usually applies to family and, thus, a clan.

Jim - we have to go see the fucktardians (my parents) again.

by Reverend Felcher November 28, 2012

Fucktacular

Used to describe a new level of stupidity usually in a sarcastic manner.

"Dude that's the most fucktacular thing I've ever seen you do."

by DarkPuppy November 5, 2013

Fuckity Fuckallelujah

An expression used while having a debate about a controversial issue with someone who is somewhat intellectually challenged (e.g. A feminist; BLM activist or typical SJW) and suddenly something clicks and they realize how moronic their point of view is.

An enlightened person: The “77 cent gender pay gap" statistic is simply the comparison of the averaged annual earnings of all men and women working full-time (+35hrs/week) . It does NOT account for different job positions, occupation, industry, level of expertise, years of experience or total hours worked beyond 35hrs per week. It has NOTHING to do with getting paid differently for the SAME job (which is illegal already!). It has NOTHING to do with sexism or gender discrimination.

A Rad. Feminist: Ummmm, emmm, so you mean by referencing the “wage gap” to push for “equal pay for equal work” I’ve been comparing apples to oranges?

An enlightened person: Well Fuckity Fuckallelujah!!!

by cuddlypsycho June 16, 2016