The fruitcake cum smoothie

The remnants of a queer orgy, resulting in a smoothie pile of cum and other fruity fluids.

Dude why is the floor wet?

Oh, it's just the fruitcake cum smoothie leftover from last night.

Gross dude!

by Brotha Brad October 15, 2025

M' Lady Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: M' Lady Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025

Fine as a Fruitcake Friday

A social media trend to post a photo of your lover. Happens weekly on Fridays. Similar challenges have been/ can be made following the formula *Adjective* as a *Food* *Time Frame*, such as Succulent as a Shrimp Cocktail Summer, Moist as a Muffin Monday, and Vivacious as Velveeta Cheese Valentine.

"I'm posting my girlfriend my fine as a fruitcake friday!"
"Omg but you just posted her as your Thick as a Turkey Leg Thursday! You're obsessed"

by duckygirl1 April 20, 2021

cunty fruitcake

you.

you fucking cunty fruitcake.

by brinicole8890 June 12, 2018

fruitcake flip

The act of having homosexual relations with someone, and flipping them during the act.

“I don’t really like doggystyle, I prefer the fruitcake flip.

by Lacticrabbit January 25, 2023

fruitcake

lauren kirman

yo kirms such a mf fruitcake bro

by lolkirmo February 5, 2021

Fruitcake

A derogatory term to annoy 'fruity' individuals,usually those from New Zealand who call them selves 'kiwis', hence the word 'fruit'

Ivan: "Your such a fruitcake"
Kieran: "shut up"

by Xxx_Topshagger69_xxX June 11, 2018