"Hello, I'm fred phelps, and I'm here to tell you that George carlin is in hell. It is irrelevant that George made many people laugh, and brought joy to their hearts, he is in hell because he toyed with the perposterous idea of god"
by |WTF| January 11, 2009
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not to be confused with the verb to phelps (finishing a joint or bowl in under a minute) it is derived from the name of notorious bigot and head of the Westboro baptist church, Fred Phelps.
not to be confused with the verb to phelps (finishing a joint or bowl in under a minute) it is derived from the name of notorious bigot and head of the Westboro baptist church, Fred Phelps.
hey bro how'd your date with that dude go?
it was going well untill i started fucking him in the ass, he Fred Phelpsed all over my dick!
thatsucks man
it was going well untill i started fucking him in the ass, he Fred Phelpsed all over my dick!
thatsucks man
by pipelinewill September 22, 2011
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An error in hearing that is interpreted as occurring due to the interference of some unconscious ('dynamically repressed') wish, conflict, or train of thought of a sexual nature.
Ben: Hey man, did you see my cool trick?
Jeremy: Why would I want to look at your dick?
Ben: What? I said trick, I think you've got some Freudian ears.
Jeremy: Why would I want to look at your dick?
Ben: What? I said trick, I think you've got some Freudian ears.
by tikib March 1, 2011
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Stock Market where retail investors true intentions to compound money from their savings instead it’s worse than a casino; and more addicting than a drug. Market makers will guarantee to take every crumb off your plate.. leave you broke and even homeless but you can’t stop gambling. News, media, and fake-out candles will make your positions look promising and market makers will make sure they make your option-contracts theta decay; move swiftly and inverse of your position.. better yet worthless. You will get fucked in the ass by this market.
Stock Market where retail investors true intentions to compound money from their savings instead it’s worse than a casino; and more addicting than a drug. Market makers will guarantee to take every crumb off your plate.. leave you broke and even homeless but you can’t stop gambling. News, media, and fake-out candles will make your positions look promising and market makers will make sure they make your option-contracts theta decay; move swiftly and inverse of your position.. better yet worthless. You will get fucked in the ass by this market.
MARK: /ES is gonna break 324 support; I’m gonna buy 315 puts.
JAKE: Me too! I’m going all in on my Robinhood account
Next day: Spy opens up 350
MARK: Okay Im gonna buy 360 calls instead.
JAKE: Yeah stonks always goes up
Next day: Market drops 340
Mark dumps his worthless calls the next day; as the market is dropping.. he panic sells and buys puts.. and it rallies hard eod. He's been fucked by the fraud market.
JAKE: Me too! I’m going all in on my Robinhood account
Next day: Spy opens up 350
MARK: Okay Im gonna buy 360 calls instead.
JAKE: Yeah stonks always goes up
Next day: Market drops 340
Mark dumps his worthless calls the next day; as the market is dropping.. he panic sells and buys puts.. and it rallies hard eod. He's been fucked by the fraud market.
by MARKYMARK247 November 30, 2020
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Chris wanted to hook up with this girl so bad, he sent her a photoshopped picture of his cock but when he met the girl she laughed at him and said "Dude, you just committed Cock Fraud!"
by Yateball April 3, 2010
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Dude, how did this guy become the Mayor of the North Pole?? That's some social location fraud right there.
by Philosophistry March 15, 2010
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i was overseas on the charts with boy george
you're the beginner
shante's the winner
i was overseas on the charts with boy george
you're the beginner
shante's the winner
by rich rick January 1, 2009
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