Seems like everyone has a squishy-faced freshy these days and their pictures are plastered all over facebook.
by NellieBells August 3, 2011
Get the squishy-faced freshymug. A male or female who is only new to the sex game. Commonly referred to as immature if they don’t enjoy certain sex positions. Real sex pros love all positions.
Aidan: that girl is a real immature freshie?
TSR: what daddy?
Aidan: you know, she’s only just lost her virginity and she doesn’t like doggy so she’s super immature!
TSR: what daddy?
Aidan: you know, she’s only just lost her virginity and she doesn’t like doggy so she’s super immature!
by Number1Freshie July 4, 2018
Get the Freshiemug. Freshman, naive, unoriginal, soft-in the tooth, unbroken, virginal, stupid, uneducated, uninformed, lacking, weak, newbie/newb, baby, too new or fresh. (word type)-Slimmoral/Slim-Moral.
by CoaltownBrown December 3, 2021
Get the Freshiemug. 1. The holy grail of footwear, a brand-spankin’-new pair of shoes (or other garment) that you summon from the mystery backroom after enduring the tragic fate of trying on fungus-infested display models.
2. That euphoric moment when you confidently declare, “I’ll take a freshie!” to the part-time, acne-faced employee, who now understands that your standards are higher than Skid Row, LA.
3. The embodiment of newness with the sweet smell of retail victory, often accompanied by a boss strut upon exiting the store, because nothing says "I’m winning" like a new pair kicks that haven't been through months of fake-buyers who pretend they can afford $19 sneakers.
2. That euphoric moment when you confidently declare, “I’ll take a freshie!” to the part-time, acne-faced employee, who now understands that your standards are higher than Skid Row, LA.
3. The embodiment of newness with the sweet smell of retail victory, often accompanied by a boss strut upon exiting the store, because nothing says "I’m winning" like a new pair kicks that haven't been through months of fake-buyers who pretend they can afford $19 sneakers.
“My friend thought he could pull off the display shoes until I said, ‘Bro, those are so far gone, you need a freshie and a therapist!’”
“When I asked for a new, fresh pair of shoes Jamal looked at me like I was downs. Whoa playa. I'm not the sucka working at Dick's for minimum wage. New fetch my freshies!"
“When I asked for a new, fresh pair of shoes Jamal looked at me like I was downs. Whoa playa. I'm not the sucka working at Dick's for minimum wage. New fetch my freshies!"
by Sam_Joanneski October 16, 2024
Get the freshiemug. by Deuxy September 24, 2019
Get the Freshiemug. Someone who has been living in an English speaking country (e.g. UK or USA) for a long time (e.g. 15 or 20 years) but still has poor English skills in terms of speaking and writing. Ex-freshies also have a fresh mentality making them very irritable to work or cope with. Typically this person has moved from a eastern country to a western country. (e.g. India to USA, Pakistan to UK)
Ex-freshie Man: I want all my children to get A's for their GSCE's so they can go off to Oxford and they can become lawyers or doctors.
Ex-freshie Woman: Apart from that I want my daughters to learn how to cook and clean and also gain some weight in order to be perfect wives and make babies.
Ex-freshie Woman: Apart from that I want my daughters to learn how to cook and clean and also gain some weight in order to be perfect wives and make babies.
by TwistyTactix18 June 22, 2012
Get the ex-freshiemug.