Minority Crusader

A person who specifically wastes their life "standing up" for "oppressed communities". They say they are making the world better with their outlandish idealisms (sorry for any minority crusaders that have a brain) but in the long run just annoy people.

I can't believe I used to be friends with minority crusaders. That was the worst time of my life.

by I_make_words March 25, 2021

Caravan Crusader

Lukey B likes to travel around in his caravan with Paddy The Destroyer. Was deported to Ireland for a bit. (Is looking for a new handbrake for his living room)

The Caravan Crusader was spotted being molested in an alley

by MrsPope'sLeftTricep September 18, 2023

Cornbread Crusader

Another name for a white racist, typically from the south.

That white boy, he’s being a real cornbread crusader

by Probablyporcupine September 08, 2021

Crusade nigger

A Knight in shining armor that wants to take back their holly land

Jonathan is such a crusade nigger, he visited Jerusalem just last week.

by TheJewFromWaterloo June 07, 2019

pussy crusader

bunch of baddies in one spot
#pussycrusaders4life
#superkoolkids

i heard the pussy crusaders were out the other day
yeah they really looted the houses of parliament, i wish i was a pussy crusader

by mekaaa June 12, 2022

Anal Crusader

A knight of castle humpalot that goes around raping and pillaging assholes. An anal crusader can also be considered a pious homosexual rapist

Watch out its the Anal Crusader Timmy, keep your asshole against the wall.

by Poepholl Pilot February 14, 2019

The Great Crusade

A time where the pope was like "nibba these muslims suck, go fuck them up"

"Yo I was part of the Great Crusade last night, it was so much fun taking Jerusalem

by Walaba September 30, 2018