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kiss a football player day

may 21 is national kiss a football player day. come on girls go kiss a football player!
OMG its may 21st I have to kiss a football player! Because may 21st is national kiss a football player day!
by iplayfootball :) October 23, 2019
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football

OK, here goes... slowly:
The word describes a very populare game, which is played all over the world.
The word consists of two parts, which quite accurately descibes the game:
1) Foot
2) Ball

Part 1) Foot. This means that the foot is the main body part involved when playing this game.
Part 2) Ball. This means that the game is played with a spheric (globe-shaped) object.

This definition seems to be understood all over the world, except in the US, where they have misunderstood both parts of the word. Instead of using their feet, they mainly use their hands. And, instead of using a ball, they use an egg-shaped object.
(Somewhere in the world, exept USA): -Let's play football!
Reaction: they play football

(Somwhere in USA): -Let's play football!
Reaction: they play some strange game, not involving a ball, and hardly using their feet.
by SengaSengana October 7, 2010
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Describing something that is absolutely useless or pointless.
That'll come in as handy as stephen hawkings' football boots.
by Conley9 September 28, 2009
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fantasy football

A game for grown men that makes them regress back to childhood wherein they will turn on their best friends, argue to the death about anything, and become lifeless shells of their former selves.
Rick: You hear Tim got divorced, lost his house, and got committed?

Rod: Fantasy Football dude ..... Fantasy Football
by JSchlong October 3, 2010
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football weather

Weather associated with American Football; typically harsh conditions such as cold, rainy, snowy, or windy.
I could tell Steve wasn't a true football fan; he didn't want to go to a game at Lambeau Field in November because it was too cold, despite it being ideal football weather.
by OhFee April 21, 2017
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football ear

The phenomenon in which men, while watching football, lose the ability to hear anything not coming from the TV screen.
girl: Hey Tim, That T.O. sure is crazy.
Tim: .....What?....What? Wait...What?
by Eroll September 6, 2005
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fooseball

A game of soccer played on a table at near waist height. Turning of knobs are used to score a small ball in the oppenents goal. Rules much like the game of soccer.
Man, the only indoor game better than ping-pong is fooseball!
by dostacysmom69 January 24, 2006
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