Butt Fondue

Explosive diarrhea

The cunt ate at Taco Bell and immediately had a bad case of butt fondue.

by txkaos August 9, 2018

Boston satay fondue pot

A man boils a pot of satay sauce in a fondue pot places his penis into the pot until it is well covered, then sticks his penis in a relevant hole.

"bro we cooked her up a good Boston satay fondue pot the other day haha"

by sataylover September 8, 2019

Jason Fondue

A Swiss version of Jason Bourne.

Also sometimes referred to as Jason F., where the F is for Fondue.
Probably a rogue agent.

Agent 001: You've heard about this badass Swiss Agent?!
Agent 007: You're talking about the guy with the cheese in his name?
Agent 001: YES! Jason Fondue!

by gorogueordietrying February 21, 2018

Bobby Fondue

Man who only wipes his asshole once after pooping

Did you just bobby Fondue?

by Mbran February 13, 2018

fondue with noodles

When the cheese sauce for your noodles is so thick and delicious that there's just no other way to describe it.

AKA: mac & cheese but better

Jenni said, "Sorry I missed your call, but I was totally having some fondue with noodles and wine."

by Madddddddogggggg January 18, 2017

Italian Fondue

An act during sex, in which a woman eats a strict diet of her own hair for one day the night before, and then pulls it out of her asshole and into her partners mouth; the shitty hair looks like a brown fondue.

I saw Jessica giving jacks the Italian Fondue

by anonymous February 4, 2021

Australian fondue

Frozen garlic bread, that has been cut down the middle and stuffed full of cheese.

"ol' andy is cooking up some Australian fondue"

by lyoghs March 13, 2021