Red Dog Flog 

Extremely physical and vigorous male masturbation.

I walked in on my brother doing the red dog flog.

I was doing the red dog flog so loudly my mom asked me what I was beating on.

My uncle taught me to do the red dog flog in the basement last thanksgiving.

Red Dog Flog by Dick Onchin September 28, 2020

Kermit the flog 

This act involves traditionally a large green frog, if unavailable any old frog or toad will do. First hold the frog in one hand and as you squeeze it the mouth will open creating a vessel for your spunk. Now jack off vigorously until the point of ejaculation, aim and shoot your hot load into kermits mouth. Hence the title Kermit the flog.

Brendon: aha ! I have caught myself another green tree frog.

Jack: What will you do with it Brendon?
Brendon: Stand back and watch me kermit the flog this little fella !
Jack: i hope its female !
Brendon: i dont...

Kermit the flog by Frank Fontain April 16, 2019

Golly flog 

To hit with a pair of goggles used for swimming.

(While in a swimming pool)

1. Stop swimming in my lane or i'll golly flog the eyebrows off you.

2. Get out of me eye or i'll golly flog ya

Golly flog by Rant Master Cheese December 4, 2009

Jog and Flog 

When someone is caught lurking and jerking they must make a timely getaway, thus resulting in an unfortunate jog and flog.

Phil: Why the hell are you all out of breath and sweating profusely?

Pat: just got caught doing a lurk and jerk at the mall.

Phil: that still doesn't explain why you're so sweaty...

Pat: mall security caught me behind the tanks at the pet store, so i had to pull a quick jog and flog all the way to the bus stop.

Jog and Flog by Elron Herbert December 29, 2011

Hommus flog 

Some who lets everyone down all the time

Gee peter is a hommus flog

Hommus flog by G.d.a February 3, 2018

Camp Flog Gnaw 

Camp Flog Gnaw Carnival (previously OFWGKTA Carnival) is an annual music carnival hosted by Tyler, The Creator.

The event takes place in Dodger Stadium in LA. It features many artists, namely Tyler, The Creator, who performs every year, and Juice WRLD, DaBaby, BROCKHAMPTON and Earl Sweatshirt among many others in the 2019 event.
Flog Gnaw is Golf Wang backwards.

Person 1: I was at the Camp Flog Gnaw Carnival yesterday, time of my life!
Person 2: Wowee, that's pretty cool, wowee.

Camp Flog Gnaw by Homeless Teletubby March 10, 2020

London Flog 

The urban practice wherein a man strolls the streets, fully clothed and in a belted trench coat, and slowly but covertly, though a side pocket, masturbates himself in the presence of fellow pedestrians and pasers-by. The benefit of the act is sometimes claimed to be expediency, but more likely is the ability to "get away with it," especially when ejacualation is achieved but not revealed.

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"Why do you say Geoff's a wanker?" -- "I mean, literally, man. I ran into him on Halsted and he had just done a complete London Flog."

"How could you tell?" -- "Well, partly by the refreshed happy-ending look on his face, but mostly by the stain he had made on his trench coat below the buckle."

"Ewww . . . well, at least he kept it in his pants."

London Flog by al-in-chgo March 20, 2011